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 Dear homework, you are unattractive, there for, I cannot do you.
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 In democratic countries there is no need to take part in the management of the country, even if you are able to do it
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 It’s amazing how sunlight can change hearts
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 Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion that each include the other, each is enriched by the other.
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 Love is the same for a poor man, and a king.
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 Kelly is increasing her reproductive success to 1.
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 Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
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 I tilt my game controller sideways because I think it might help.
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 True scientist is a dreamer
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 Distance is one thing that keeps us apart but you will always remain in my heart.
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 Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
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 When a chance comes around, take it! NO DEMANDS, NO REGRETS , NO PROMISES. NO APOLOGIES.
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 A good person let`s go and forgives even the most painful of things, a great person also forget`s them.
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 3 things I want in a relationship, Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.
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 I stepped on a cornflake now I`m a cereal killer
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 In life, problems continuously come and go. It never stops. So just enjoy, learn, and face it!
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 True productivity always gives maximum results with minimum efforts
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 There would be no families if people could read each other’s thoughts
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 Red wine is good for health. We need health to drink vodka!
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 Life’s too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn`t treat you right.
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 Our future is based on our past
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 If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
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 Sometimes you need patience in order to find true happiness. It won’t come fast and it won’t come easy, but it will be worth it.
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 Dream is great and useful till it is a dream
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 The funniest thing about this sentence, is that by the time you realize it says absolutely nothing, it will be to late to stop reading it.
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 Wishing you a successful life with contentment and peace.
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 Grace is the expression of inner harmony
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 Telling someone why you love them is like trying to explain what water tastes like.
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 If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.
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 If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.
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 Its not how well you can weather the storm, its how well you can dance in the rain.
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 Use few words when speaking with a wise man
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 the awkward moment when your friend says... "Awe you two would be so cute together ! "♥ n u both just awkwardly stand there.
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 My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
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 Anyone who thinks that sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in rain.
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 Problem with girls; they love someone too much. Problem with boys; they let go too easily.
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 Of course your husband has a lot of drawbacks! If he had none, he would never marry you
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 During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺
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 If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
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 Freedom is a right for inequality
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 Speak about women only with men
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 Yes my status is about you, I was just hoping you got the hint.
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 We are always what we are destined to be
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 I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.
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 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.
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 As a kid i was a OUTSTANDING student. Most of the time I used to stand outside the class :-)
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 Nations have no political knowledge. They have hazy political sense
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 If you want to kill someone, kill them with your kindness!
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 Always believe in yourself, because if you do not believe in yourself, nobody else will
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 If a person knows when to stop, he knows everything
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 Labor is valued when capital becomes cheaper
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 If they told me that tomorrow is the end of world I’ll plant a tree today
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 Put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong.
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 Cosmetics is a tool that helps look younger in an old age and older in youth
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 A bank is a place that will
lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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 Today I need lots of luck. Fingers and toes and legs and eyes crossed. I really need you to concentrate for me. I think it may be working..
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 Rules of social life are as obvious as the laws of climate
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 Destiny always leaves a door open
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 Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself.
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 Don’t look for the guilty, try to correct the mistake instead
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 Hi, my name is _________ and I`m a likeoholic.
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 Ability to hold a conversation is a talent
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 Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
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 PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS STATUS: "Why is it so hard 4 ppl to obey warnings? "
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 Another language is another outlook on life
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 A father is a banker provided by nature.
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 Apparently, life needs laughter if people laugh at it
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 Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid.
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 Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.
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 Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
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 Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth..
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 Don’t flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
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 Science is just a method to achieve welfare
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 Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.
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 Call me selfish. But you are one of the blessings that I don’t want to share with anyone else.
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