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 Want popularity? Love yourself!
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 The awkward moment when a teacher you don`t like says good things about you to your parents... O_O
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 One person can change anything. Everybody should try to change something
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 Decent person is always simple
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 Whenever it hurts to look back, and you’re too scared to look ahead, you can always look beside you and your best friend will be there holding your hand.
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 A woman feels beautiful when she is well dressed
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 When girls get jealous, it`s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
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 Logics is the judge of every private investigation
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 Nothing purchased can come close to the renewed sense of gratitude for having family and friends.
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 That Awkward Moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight.
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 I REALLY HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
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 Logic is the morality of mind and speech
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 WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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 Worrying works! 90% of the
things I worry about never happen.
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 Look into my eyes and you’ll find me. look into my heart and you’ll find you
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 If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.
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 Attack without warning at the place where the enemy does not expect it
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 Either God is a player, or everything has its explanation
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 that awkward moment when theres a sex scene in a movie your watching with your parents :`) .
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 True love is not the number of kisses or how often you get them, true love is the feeling that still lingers long after the kiss is over.
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 Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
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 Music is an acoustic composition that makes us live
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 Love is not blind... people who fall in it are.
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 One should learn from his enemy
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 I have a right to choose. Even when I choose nothing I still make my choice
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 Why is it that in every love story, mom agrees and dad disagrees? It`s because mom knows what love is, and dad knows what boys are. ♥
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 Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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 You cannot defeat a person if he does not want it. You can kill him but you can’t defeat
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 Discipline is an ability to stick to what is deemed accurate and necessary!
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 Don`t try to be a perfect one, for there is no perfection. Be the right one instead.
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 If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.
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 A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
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 Just remember, you can’t put your arms around a memory, so hug someone you love, today.
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 Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it’s not happening to you. Please don’t make others fool on April Fool Day.
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 If you don’t hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
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 A winner is the worst leader because he is the most stubborn opponent of reforms
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 You can`t spell YOU without U. Remember that.
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 Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy.
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 Don`t ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth.
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 Painting is a poetry which is seen, and poetry is a painting which is heard
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 Life is fond of joking and laughing even at death
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 Deed, like a talent, shortens the path to your aim
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 Women fall in love by what they hear and men fall in love by what they see. That’s why most of the women put make up and most of the men lie.
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 Everybody lacks and needs love. Love gives self confidence
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 There are no ideals in Nature, but facts and laws
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 Life can never offer you happiness until it has made you sad some day.
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 Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.
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 When someone praises you, think firstly whether you deserved it, if not, you were laughed at
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 ♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥
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 If it is true that God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor
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 I heard you are good in Algebra. Can you substitute my X without asking Y???
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 That awkward moment when you`re talking to someone with an accent & you accidentally reply with their accent.
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 Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.
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 That Awkward Moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.
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 Sometimes the strongest people in the morning, are the ones that cry themselves to sleep at night.
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 Great minds set goals, the rest of the people follow their dreams
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 Take pride in how far you have come, and have faith in how far you can go.
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 You can’t help people if you care too much about your reputation
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 At the moment of death, selfishness is undergoing a complete wreck. That’s the fear death
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 The greatness of a human is in the power of his thoughts
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 Friday is my second favorite F word.
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 Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
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 Girls are like butterflies, they are so pretty and beautiful to look at, but really hard to catch.
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 I was doing perfectly fine with that lie, until the truth came along and broke me.
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 If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.
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 The awkward moment when you’re late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you`ve just killed someone.
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 One thing is for sure, Love keeps us going when everything else stops moving.
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 you are who you are that’s alright with me, but i am who i am that’s all i can be.
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 There is nothing I hate more than seeing friendships being ruined over stupid things
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 Life isnt like burger king …… You can’t always have it your way!
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 Great are those who see that thoughts rule the world
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 Silence is at times much more meaningful than any eloquence
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 If you haven’t decided who you will become, you will become nobody
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 Even though we yelled at each other, it’s still nice to know he cared.
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 I am not perfect but loving you makes me the best. ♥
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