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 Without enemies my life would be as bleak as hell
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 There are a lot of false facts in the world but the most awful thing is that half of it is true
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 We`re not lost, were on an adventure!
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 Accept that you have lost, but never accept that you have failed.
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 In the end, some of your greatest pains become some of your greatest strengths.
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 The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
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 There’s no greater luxury for a smart person than stupidity
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 Thoughts about meaningless of life is the only form of leisure available to a person
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 Sister and Friend two words that mean the same.
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 If you can`t tell me something face to face, you shouldn`t be saying it in the first place.
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 The strongest person is the one who fights alone
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 It’s useful to laugh at life if you live
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 Youthful pessimism is the disease of the youth
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 Just like many intelligent people he was not able to speak about simple things
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 Some people say that age is just a number. In China, `Too Young` is just a name.
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 Dear past, stop tapping me on the shoulder. I don`t want to look back.
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 Of all clownish things marriage is the most ridiculous one
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 No one loves the man whom he fears.
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 Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like Facebook in real life.
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 May GOD send his love like sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your heart and life with a lot of happiness like this Eid Day. Eid Mubarak!
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 When kind people moralize they cause contempt
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 Our life is a result of our ideas
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 Give thanks for what you are now and keep fighting for what you want to be tomorrow.
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 The most difficult thing for a human being is to learn and change himself
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 There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.
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 Family, friends, a good laugh and beautiful weather are the best medicine.
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 Many women manage to seize the heart of men, but few of them are able to control it
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 Your well-being depends on your own decisions
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 Life is short and truth lives long, so speak the truth
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 A person should avoid extremes, and he will go in the right direction
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 Satire is like a mirror. A person who looks at it sees every face other than his own
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 Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
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 Will is an aspiration for happiness
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 We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.
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 Do you really think that by helping the poor you buy the right to insult them
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 Quotes are as short as our memory is
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 You have to take chances for the things you care about.
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 Life is first of all art, but this does not yet mean that every human should be born a painter or a scientist
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 Youth is not always happy. It’s just an illusion
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 Couples are dating & singles are updating :)
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 It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be NICE.
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 Tact is a silent agreement not to notice or correct other’s mistakes
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 We`re all so worried that people are watching & judging us, but in reality, they`re too busy worrying about the same thing.
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 I married an archeologist, because it’s the only man who becomes interested in his wife, as she gets older
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 Friends buy you food. Bestfriends eat your food...
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 words don`t have the power to hurt u.. unless the person who said means a lot to u...
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 I walk and scandals follow me
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 God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.
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 Do not think about kindness, be kind
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 I am on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.
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 When words lose their meaning, people lose their freedom
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 According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.
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 Time has wings, wisdom is death and life is miserable
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 I`d rather hear a guy say "I made plans for us, " instead of the usual "I dunno, it`s whatever you wanna do. "
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 Work till you can
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 A smile gets involved nothing, but carries a big one out. :)
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 “Best Revenge” Smile, Be Happy, Never let them know it hurt.
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 I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival but Im praying God to add more and more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi.
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 Clicking "home" every 2 minutes to see if anythings changed.
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 Success is an ability to make every day of your life a feast and teach others to be happy!
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 Literature is a public phenomena
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 I never knew I had such an interesting life until I read what people write about me
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 Never give up on something you believe in, Becoz that something can change your everything.
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 Flattery is the assistant of all vices
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 Friendship accepts no calculations or considerations
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 The main question of life is not “what can I get? ” but “what can I give? ”
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 We attract into our lives what we think
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 Beauty is the supreme revelation, because it expresses nothing
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 I would love to be a great actor whose name would live for centuries
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 To You on Boss’s Day. Here’s a wish that today is filled with all the good things you deserve. Happy Boss’s Day..
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 Never ignore your enemies: they notice your mistakes first
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 Empathy is a supreme indifference
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 True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you`ve ever had. :]
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 The moment when you are sure you can’t lose what you own, is exactly the moment when you start losing it.
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 Tomorrow is just another name for today
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.