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 Ignorance is a demonic force, and we are afraid that it might cause many other tragedies
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 One needs courage to earn money and wisdom to save them
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 she`s not turning the page. she`s writing a whole new book. and this time, she left you out. ♥
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 There is no true love without mutuality
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 Let`s cut to the chase. What do you really want?
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 Do you love your mistress for her love towards you?
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 Nobody owes you. If you helped a person, he is not obliged to do the same for you. You wanted to help
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 A real woman avoids drama, she knows her time is precious and she`s not wasting it on unimportant people or things.
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 The thoughts of the greatest minds ultimately become the opinion of the majority
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 Efforts, not success deserve awards
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 Maybe it`s not always trying to fix something broken. Maybe it`s about starting over, and creating something better.
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 I don’t regret my past. I just regret the time I have wasted with the wrong people.
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 Cheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;D
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 If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..
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 The less the words, the more the feelings
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 There`s always that one person who`d do anything for you. that`s the one you should marry.
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 Don’t promise me the moon or the stars. Just promise you’ll stay under them with me forever.
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 I want people in my life that will make me feel loved, not used.
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 Every human being is able to become perfect. It’s the nature of a human being
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 The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
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 If you think your boss is stupid, remember You wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter
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 *Username already taken* "WHO STOLE MY IDEA. "
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 For This, Is A Special Time When Family And Friends Get Together, For Fun. Wishing Laughter And Fun To Cheer Your Days, In This Festive Season Of Diwali And Always
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 Journalism is something that is more interesting today, than tomorrow
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 Welfare is something really necessary for happiness
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 That Awkward moment when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps...
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 All of us on this earth are for a short business working visit
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 The one who protects all items will not protect a single one
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 Today, be a little bolder. Reach a little higher. Be a little kinder. Be a bigger dreamer.
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 I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster. :D
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 that sexy face before you sneeze. ;)
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 You never stop loving someone. You either never did, or you always will.
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 pop pop POPSICLE!! ice ice ICECICLE!! test test..... oh wait :P
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 I love you so much mum and thanks for making me what I am today.
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 Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
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 The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition…there are no other copies!
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 Everybody has to experience the same night; everybody will face death
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 Never speak nonsense. Your enemies might listen in to your conversation
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 A child is a reasonable creature. He knows all his demands, his difficulties and obstacles of life
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 If you do not think about your future, you won’t have it
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 If you want good laws, make new ones
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 One can do what he wants but can’t want what he wants
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 Happiness is never complete because it consists of delusions
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 Kelly is increasing her reproductive success to 1.
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 Knowledge is not enough. You need to prove it
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 In life, the only constant thing, is CHANGE.
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 I wasn`t being mean. I was being honest.
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 Only a sick soul can be deaf to the sufferings of others
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 Every visitor brings his own acoustics to a theatre
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 If you don’t thank GOD for every smile, then you have no right to complain about every tear.
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 The people who do not appreciate the little things of life, are not worth the big ones.
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 My little sister`s password for the Disney website is "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" i asked her why, she said "They told me to use 4 characters"
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 Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
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 I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you
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 God is higher than any definitions
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 Well, they say that numbers rule the world. At least there’s no doubt that numbers show how it is ruled
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 BIG or SMALL, Lies are Lies
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 Life gives nothing without work
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 Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.
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 If you had a chance to be someone else for a day.. Type in who and why
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 We either develop our brains and feelings when talking to people or deprave
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 Everything is determined by what you are looking for in life
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 There’s a difference between love and like, wrong and right. Never run if you are not ready to step, and never forgive if you are not ready to forget.
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 Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move ….. and you are married :)
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 Equal opportunities means that everyone has equal chances to be incompetent
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 If you like me, Tell Me. If you miss me, Show it. If you love me, Prove it.
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 3 things I want in a relationship, Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.
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 Only a humiliated man can insult a woman
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 Where you can’t love any longer you should pass it by
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 when u just start feeling happy abt something it starts slipping away frm ur hands yyyyyyyyyyy
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 Friendship which ended had never even started
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 Passionate woman is the dream of a poet
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 There are two things an average girl wishes; Find the perfect guy & eat without getting fat.
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 Sometimes you lose the things you`re trying so hard to save, just because you hold on to them too tightly.
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 Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning you`re something people don`t see that often. Remember that.
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