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 A leader works openly, a boss works behind closed doors. Leader guides but boss controls
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 The most difficult answer to a question is the most obvious one
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 When people lack ideals, they idealize idols
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 Never stop learning. Never stop educating yourself. When you stop learning, you stop growing & maturing!
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 Sshhh, they`re arguing! I wanna listen!
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 Only a complete idiot argues with a woman
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 In science just like in sports participation is more important than the victory
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 I`m fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I`m a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter, And even in both of her diaries.
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 There are few decent women who are not fed up with their virtues
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 Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
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 When all else fails, remain fabulous.
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 There is a path leading to a complete deliverance from suffering
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 Only those can explain their love who do not love
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 Beware of anyone you ever happened to help
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 There are marriages based on love, convenience and stupidity
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 Wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it. Right is right even if no one is doing it.
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 Never allow yourself to become one of those people who, when they are old, tell you how they missed their chances.
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 Perhaps your mistakes are necessary for the world
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 People who are not forgotten are immortal
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 If yesterday did not end up the way you wanted, just remember God created today for you to start a new. God gives the best to those who leave the choice to him.
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 It`s the hardest thing to let someone go when you have no other choice but to let go.
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 May Allah flood your life With happiness on this occasion. Happy Eid
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 Do people realize that their viewpoints reveal their character?
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 I always say what I think, and I’ll never change my habit
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 The profession of a teacher is very good and I like it because I want to become a doctor
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 Best relationship? Its when you both know you are in love with each other, yet you stay friends.
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 God and Satan fight in the depths of a human spirit
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 I wish I had a theme song that played whenever I did something awesome.
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 A man listens by ears, a woman listens by eyes. Man listens to understand what he is said, a woman listens because she wants to look attractive
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 A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
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 When God is all you have then all you have is all you need!
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 Rapture is the child of an ignorance
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 It’s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.
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 Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
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 "OH, I GET IT! " ( Teacher walks away ) " Dude, i STILL dont get it"
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 The talent of a writer is in finding necessary words
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 Our passions are almost always a product of opposite passions
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 A neurasthenic is always his own executioner
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 When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because it`s the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.
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 is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.
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 If god is everywhere, then every path leads to him
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 Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
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 If you are still able to get disappointed in people, you are still young
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 Save your time, read quotes
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 Happiness is bought by sufferings
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 You don’t always have to try so hard. A thankful heart is so much more attractive than a thirsty heart.
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 People may hate you for being different and not living by society’s standards but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same things.
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 It`s amazing what you can do when you try.
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 We do not have enough strength to obediently follow our reason
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 If I had to choose between breathing and loving you I would use my last breath to tell you I love you.
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 Marriage is the only dangerous adventure available even to cowards
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 We should get used to getting more problems when solving one
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 Just when I think I know how much I love you, you do something special and I realize… I love you more..
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 My motto is: enjoy your life
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 People are more interested in things which is none of their business
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 Every night should have its own menu
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 If being hot is a crime ………. ARREST ME.
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 There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only comparison of one state with another
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 Majority has certain views which is defined by minority
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 Those who scrawl should not complain being crushed
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 We do everything for our offspring, so I’d like to see what they will do for us
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 If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree.
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 People better do things which contribute to strengthening of friendship
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 Just because you miss someone, does not mean you need them back. Missing is just a part of moving on.
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 "Dude that song is old".... "Well so is your mom but you still listen to her" :)
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 Good things come in good time.
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 Don’t look for happiness, create it..
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 Those live who do not live for themselves only
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 Each of the two coauthors is sure that he made the whole work but got the half of the honorary
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 We are tied to each other because we suffer from the same diseases
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 There are few women among politicians. Men unfortunately, too
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 The only thing you can rely on in this world is knowledge, experience and capabilities
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 Kepp smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
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 Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
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 Saving is as difficult as creating
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