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 A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. :)
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 I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
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 April Fool is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
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 He overcomes all the difficulties like man. By poisoning his wife’s life
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 Only circumstances and certain situations reveal our identity to people and what is more important to ourselves
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 You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.
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 All of you who claim you`re okay, no you are not okay. You need a hug. You need to be told that you are worth something.
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 There are many ways to say I love you but not enough words to say how much.
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 Virtue is the guard of a woman
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 If you want to bring happiness to the whole world, go home and love your family
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 If you think that you are capable of something – you are. If you think you are not -you’re absolutely right
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 Where army depends on nation, there the Government will depend on the army
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 A good story should be short and the bad one even shorter
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 If Practice makes perfect, and nobody`s perfect, then why practice?
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 When we`re constantly wishing for something, we overlook everything we already have.
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 Worrying won’t stop the bad stuff from happening it just stops you from enjoying the good.
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 If you are not willing to learn, No one can help you. If you are determined to learn, No one can stop you.
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 Economic independence is the foundation of the only sort of freedom worth a damn.
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 A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart.
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 One of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do is stop loving someone because they have stopped loving you.
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 Hope this diwali brings contentment to your life along with the key to success
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 Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. :)
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 Write the way you speak but do not speak the way you write
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 A writer exists if his views are firm
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 Every human can be mistaken, but only a fool tends to insist on his mistakes
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 Patriot is a person who serves his motherland. And motherland is first of all the nation
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 The discussion of weaknesses of our friends is the cement of friendship
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 We all know what a dishonorable act is, but we have no idea about honor
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 He is really crafty who is able to hide his craftiness
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 Our future is based on our past
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 A human being should live according to the laws of eternity because he’s mortal
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 It is bad if there is no one to take care of you. Its much worse, if there’s nobody you can take care of
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 My love brought happiness to nobody because I’ve never sacrificed anything for those I loved
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 The stronger the passion the worse is the end
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 One should have brains in order not to show his intellectual superiority
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 If we, men, married women we deserve, it would be not a life, but hell
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 Usually big decisions are made in small restaurants
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 If people talking about you, you must be doing something right...
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 Guys fall in love with what they see. Girls fall in love with what they hear. That`s why girls wear make up and guys lie.
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 words don`t have the power to hurt u.. unless the person who said means a lot to u...
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 My iphone battery can last longer than most relationships on Facebook.
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 Today I`m giving my heart to you. Please take care of it. Not because it`s my heart, but because you are inside it
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 Dear Tummy, sorry 4 all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry 4 all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry 4 all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right.
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 The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.
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 Love is like a glass door… Sometimes you don’t see it and it smacks you right in the face.
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 That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it`s an awkward moment, then somebody says, "AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD! "
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 "Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaaaalright. Okay. Okay, bye. Okay. Bye. " - someone on the phone with their mother.
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 80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn’t prepare.
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 Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, so don’t live in history and don’t live in mystery, live for today.
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 KISS …. The best way to shut a girl up.
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 When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
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 Morning would be great if it didn’t come so early in the day.
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 I need 6months vacation, twice a year..
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 Dont think of the things you did not get after praying. Think of the unlimited blessings God gave you without asking.
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 Sometimes, no matter how much faith we have, we lose people. But you never forget them and sometimes, it’s those memories that give us the strength to go on.
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 GOD hears every unspoken words, sees every unseen wound, mend every unbearable pain. Have faith and be strong!
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 People are not always going to be there for you, thats why you need to learn to handle things on your own.
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 In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.
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 Friendship is not about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said I’m here for you and proved it.
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 May you all prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes..
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 My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
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 Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
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 Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
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 I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.
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 Man can’t discover new oceans until he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
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 Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity.
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 Women fade without men and man become fools without women
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 Women who are happy in the first marriage, often get married for the second time
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 Eyes like beautiful women, heart likes kind ones
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 The virtue of women depends on the greediness of their lovers
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 Perfume says more about a woman than her signature
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 Being too sincere means being naked for a woman
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 Women take the freedom only from those men who do not know what to do with that
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 It’s still possible to talk to a woman if she keeps silence
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 What can a woman make from nothing? a hairstyle, a salad and a drama
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