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 It`s easier to be with someone you can`t love, than to admit you love someone you can`t have.
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 To love nobody and be nobody is the same
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 When an actor does not understand what he plays, he starts playing himself
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 A man can be happy with any woman if he does not love her
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 MY ALARM CLOCK IS A DREAM KILLER.
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 Love is the only feeling where everything is both correct and false. Love takes any nonsense for truth
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 When there are no happy people any longer, humanity starts producing optimists
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 The easiest thing in life is to love someone and hardest part is finding someone who loves you back the same.
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 There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to be.
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 Age is just a number. Yeah, 911 is too.
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 The purpose of power is the power itself
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 One is able to express gratitude if he has kind heart
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 You know your heart is broken when you can relate to half the taylor swift songs.
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 The best family is the one where spouses forget that they are lovers during daytime and forget that they are spouses at nights
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 A question is a choice of direction towards the answer
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 Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help, in fact it will only make me talk more.
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 People tend to believe in things they want
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 It’s dangerous to joke with a dream; broken dream can turn into a misfortune
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 No matter how badly people treat you, never drop down to their level. It will only excite them more.
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 Big city-big loneliness
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 What we love to do we find time to do.
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 The heart of a woman is a blank paper. You can’t read anything on it but you can write many things if you are able to write on such a material
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 Joy comes into our lives when we have something to do someone to love and something to hope for
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 I`m naked... under my clothes. :)
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 If you admit when you’re wrong then that counts as being right… so basically, I’m always right.
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 A person can not truly improve, if he does not help others to improve
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 A man with a character rarely has nice temperament
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 What you think determines who we are, what we do and where we go
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 Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes, ” said the policeman. “The detectives want him very badly. ”

So Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture? ”
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 I do not understand women who say that a man’s desire humiliates them. I think they are crazy
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 The world perhaps cannot be saved any more, but you can always save a human
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 We never really grow up, we
only learn how to act in public.
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 Do not start a business if you are not in control of its end
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 you don`t have to like me. I`m not a facebook status.. :)
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 If the product has no difference, you can only offer a lower price
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 Love based on respect and compassion has an uplifting and cleansing effect on the development of character
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 Idea is an action, too
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 Separation weakens attraction but strengthens big passion
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 People who deserve nothing are handed everything.
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 Sometimes, the questions are more important than the answers.
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 He watched her take off her makeup & wondered why she ever put it on.. :)
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 If sex is a pain in the
ass, then you're doing it wrong...
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 One can do what he wants but can’t want what he wants
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 Animals become tame when living around people but people become wild when living with each other
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 Love humanity? Try to start with one person
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 People’s memory is precious thing
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 I feel good and comfortable with myself and it’s not because I’m beautiful
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 If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
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 Misfortune is always a test for a character
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 A human being is a slave, because freedom is difficult thing, whereas slavery is easy
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 Music is an acoustic composition that makes us live
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 What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.
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 Girl: I hate it when you act like I don’t mean anything to you. Boy: I hate it when you act like you don’t know that you mean everything to me.
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 Time is very honest person
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 Writing is a wonderful conversation; you speak without being interrupted
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 Best feeling in the world is knowing you actually mean something to somebody.
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 That moment of relief when you realize... you`re not alone.
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 Ignorance makes people brave but thinking makes them indecisive
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 just explained to my mom that not "liking" her status wasn’t the same as "disliking" her status. Facebook can be complicated.
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 Unfortunately, we don’t learn for life, but for school
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 if your lucky enough to be different you should embrace it ♥
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 Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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 Facebook needs a get a life button.
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 How to get your teen to clean their room? Tell them you love doing it for them because then you get to snoop around in their stuff!
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 The best feeling is when you look at him & he is already staring at you.
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 It has always been unclear to me how people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth
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 Think like a man of action and always act like a man of thought.
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 Sometimes we do everything right but still lose.
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 Kindness is not loan but it should be returned with percents
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 We do not have a sixth sense to understand the most important things
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 The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
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 I was sitting in my room today thinking of all the good things GOD has given me then I thought of you and smiled :)
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 The awkward moment when your friends are talking about something you don`t know about, and you`re just sitting there.
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 People are always evil until they are forced to be kind
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 Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up!
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