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 Bad poetry always comes from a sincere feeling
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 Love is a competition of tenderness and care
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 The difference between ‘like’, ‘love’ and ‘in love’ is the same difference between “for now”, “for awhile” and “forever”.
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 If you want to offend a man call him an idiot. If you want to offend a woman call her ugly
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 I always say what I think, and I’ll never change my habit
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 Sometimes, things aren`t meant to last. They just take a place in your heart and make you smarter next time.
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 Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
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 Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!
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 Denying your talent is proving you have it
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 Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.
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 A human being should live according to the laws of eternity because he’s mortal
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 It hurts the most, when someone who made you feel special yesterday then makes you feel like you are the most unwanted person today.
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 Time is still the best answer, forgiveness is still the best pain killer and God is still the best healer.
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 That awkward moment when someone says, "name a good song" & you suddenly forget all songs that were ever made
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 When Ever you are Criticized, don`t get Upset. Always remember this.... No stones are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.
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 I don’t like to share my personal life. It wouldn’t be personal if I shared it.
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 If a friend of yours refused to lend you 50 dollars, most probably he knows you very well
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 Human beings should learn from the wisest quotes of ancient times
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 Fantasy dies in lie
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 Selfless and pure love exists but happens only two or three times a century
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 Denying her weakness, a woman loses all her feminine charm
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 Negotiations without weapon is like music without instruments
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 It’s funny how I remember all the lyrics to every song from the 90′s, but forget why I walked into the next room.
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 When you break up, remember that it might last forever
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 The goal is not always planned to be achieved, it is often used for aiming
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 That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.
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 In reality nobody needs war, but many people need hatred
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 Present is the sum of our past
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 People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back.
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 I Love it when i know something i`m not supposed to know :)
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 Sometimes you have to distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you’ll know where you stand.
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 They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did.
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 We do not have opportunities to do so many things, yet each of them could be a great event. Because this is life
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 Wish you a great smile, laugh and successes for you on this day of Eid. Have a wonderful Eid day. Eid Mubarak
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 If the only thing that makes you happy is hurting someone.. then you really need to look in the mirror and get your happiness another way..
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 If you don`t have a sense of humor, then you might not have any sense at all.
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 You are free under the sun, and you are free at night, under the stars
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 If you let go your past – you will see your future
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 Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
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 Anyone who thinks he can do without others is seriously mistaken, but the one who thinks others can not do without it is even more wrong
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 I like to pretend that everything is alright. Because when everybody else thinks you are fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you’re not.
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 Can you imagine how the clockwork of the universe exists without a clockmaker?
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 Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook talking never updates anything.
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 I think the pants is more important for men than a wife. There are many places where you can safely go without wife. Where can you go without pants?
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 Your Intelligence is my “COMMON SENSE”.
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 If youre willing to chase me, I promise to run slow.
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 There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
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 The secret is keeping busy, and loving what you do.
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 Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
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 Love the eternity with an eternal love. if there’s no eternity, there’s nothing at all
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 Problems should be solved not with the help of pills
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 I wish my book of life was written in pencil. There are a few pages I would like to erase.
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 When you are going through something hard and wonder where GOD is, remember the teacher is always quiet during a test.
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 i learn that life is a book, every day is a new page, every month is a new chapter and every year is a new series.
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 There are many cures for love, but there is none which is reliable
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 Speak about women only with men
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 Discipline is the mother of victory
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 Loving someone who doesn’t love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more its going to hurt.
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 Just remember... if the
world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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 You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie.
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 Every goodness comes from an enlightened mind
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 Do not be afraid of death, be afraid of empty life
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 Live honest if you can. If not, live the way you can
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 TEACHER: What does "coincidence" mean? Student: Funny, I was just going to ask you that. :)
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 If you are stupid enough, you will admire the flaws of your friends
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 Running away from your problems is a race you’ll never win.
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 Bright colors, Water balloons, Lavish gujiyas & Melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy Holi.
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 "this movie isn`t even scary! " *Based on a true story* "Oh shit. "
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 My parents used to be happy when I took naps… but now they think I`m lazy.
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 Good Morning, people. Feeling a “GOOD DAY” comin on here…
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 The worst feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s all you seem to think about.
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 Trust is like paper…Once it`s crumpled, it can`t be perfect again
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 War is just a sneaky escape from the problems we face in peaceful times
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 Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back..... you know, since you`re not using it. Sincerely, _usic
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 We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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