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 If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
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 My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.
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 Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
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 I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..
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 I just love getting dirty.
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 I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
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 If they play dirty, then you play dirty.
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 Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
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 I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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 What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!
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 You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
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 I’m listening to the voices in my head and I’ve come to realize that they are having more fun than me. I’m gonna go join them for a few drinks.
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 I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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 Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
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 What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew
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 Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
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 Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
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 I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.
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 Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
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 He slides into second with a stand up double.
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 Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..
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 If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
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 I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)
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 Dirty Messages, Quotes, Greetings
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 Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..
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 Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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 I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
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 Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!
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 People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!
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 An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
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 Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.
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 Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
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 There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..
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 Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)
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 So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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 Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
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 I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
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 I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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 In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
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 Needs to wash his mind out with soap..
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 Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.
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 People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..
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 You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..
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 People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
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 Age, like distance lends a double charm.
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 I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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 Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
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 My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.
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 Hands are so overrated.. I think I’ll use my mouth..
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