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 Drunkenness is the mother of all vices
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 Should forgive talented actresses their caprices because, talentless actresses have the same caprices
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 If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
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 My head is telling my heart “I told you so! ”.
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 Want peace? Avoid glory
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 All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
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 Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
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 I am not a body that has soul. I’m a soul that has visible part called body
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 The most difficult part of the job is the decision to start
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 It’s easy to be decent because it’s dangerous to be indecent
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 I want to entertain people, make them laugh, and it does not matter whether it is on a stage or on a screen. If it is necessary, I can dance even on a table
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 If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
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 Sometimes you have to do crazy things. In a world when there is no logic and reason, only a madman would find the right path
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 Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
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 When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
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 Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
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 Power is the price we pay for the power
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 Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.
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 Sometimes I read a book with pleasure but hate it’s author
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 The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
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 Madhouse is a refuge of love and pride
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 Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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 The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)
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 When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
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 Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)
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 I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..
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 I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
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 Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
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 OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..
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 To me the representatives of police are equal to students and children
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 Children and generals enjoy causing fear
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 I know how to survive. I’m like a cockroach, and you cannot get rid of me!
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 Psychology, once a science about soul, is now a science about its absence
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 You can make a jam from your dreams if you add some fruits and sugar
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 That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.
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 I would like to die when working in the field
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 At least I can still smoke in my car.
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 I try not to think about my life, because I have no life. I need a therapy
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 Do not throw words. Words kill
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 The day will come that nobody will fight when it is war
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 Dreams are half of the reality
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 I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..
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 If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
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 The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…
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 If you haven’t ever been kicked you won’t ever become strong
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 Monkey was driven crazy and become a human
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 I have not failed. I’ve just found 10, 000 ways that won’t work.
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 Nature is like a magician. You should watch it attentively and carefully
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 Insane person is simply misunderstood
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 Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians? ”
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 Imagined diseases are incurable
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 Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
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 Work as an ant, if you want to be like a bee
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 If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
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 The only thing I want is that all the things were as I want
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 I often regret about what I had not said but I never regret about my silence
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 Nothing changes as often as the past
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 We are all sensitive to compliments
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 Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet
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 Hungry army is a powerful strength
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 Press “like” if you are crazy.
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 Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
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 Old crazies are more crazier than young ones
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 I cannot imagine beauty not related to a disaster
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 I am too energetic to work
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 I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.
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 I have fun when suffering. That’s one of my oldest rituals
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 Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question? ”
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 A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.
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 Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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 Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
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 Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
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 Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…
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 I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..
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 I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
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