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 Stupid is he who takes the public opinion seriously
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 Some women are smarter because they realize their stupidity
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 A man, persistently repeating that he is not a fool, usually has doubts on that
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 Engagement ring is the first link of a vicious chain
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 If somebody speaks loudly about his love towards his fatherland, he is paid for that
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 Stupid people are not always safe: they have enough brains to say as much as they need in order to insult or defame their neighbor
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 Democracy is an art of governing the circus from monkey’s cage
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 Do people realize that their viewpoints reveal their character?
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 Logics is powerless if there’s no logic at all
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 Recklessness is the only logic of women
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 Only fools do not change their political views
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 All people complain about their memory but nobody complains about their brain
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 Wisdom comes with age, stupidity remains since birth
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 Pessimism is just a word which the nervous call a wisdom
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 A political person is a creature without soul. He denies the fact that a human being is a social creature
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 People are the most important thing in the world. They are even more important than money
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 If you are unhappy with your position, change it. You are not a tree!
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 Habit is the mind of stupid people
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 A dog is so loyal that you do not even believe that people deserve such love
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 Nothing is as irksome as devotion
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 Only ignorant people and fools never feel guilty
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 He who can, robs, he who can’t, robs either
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 People use their mind to do stupid things
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 If you see a wise man talking to a fool, then it’s a conversation of two fools
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 The only way to become a fool is to have many children
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 Many people are too stupid to be selfish
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 Some follies are as infective as diseases
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 If vanity made somebody happy, then surely that someone was a fool
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 The louder the voice the lower the intellect
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 When a man boasts that he will never change his beliefs, he’s a dolt, convinced in his infallibility
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 He who lacks strength of will, lacks brains
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 One can invest a lot of money in an empty woman
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 All people drink but only savages get drunk
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 Show me a completely satisfied man and I’ll prove he’s a loser
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 There’s a clever man among the fools; the one who is silent
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 If you want to offend a man call him an idiot. If you want to offend a woman call her ugly
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 The logic of the dictatorship is the logic of an ax
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 There’s noting good in herds even if they are running after you
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 The saddest thing is that God was satisfied with his creation
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 Honest politician can be tolerated only if he is very stupid. For only a very stupid man can sincerely share the prejudices of more than half of the nation
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 If you’re smart you will be beautiful. There are no ugly women. Somebody is as beautiful as a rose, the other one as a cactus
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 English common sense is an inherited stupidity of fathers
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 Fools are never shy, but shyness might turn into stupidity
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 Angry fool is mad at others because of his own stupidity
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 There are fools who accept their stupidity and use it
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 Science fiction is a comic book without pictures
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 Beauty and intelligence are rarely related
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 I liked your opera. I think I shall write a music to it
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 We consider those people reasonable who agree with everything we say
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 There are two kinds of fools: those who do not understand what everybody should and those who understand what nobody should understand
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 Every human can be mistaken, but only a fool tends to insist on his mistakes
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 Experience is an expensive school, but there’s no other school for the fools
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 Everything is from God, except women
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 Let’s leave ugly women to people without imagination
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 When you break up, all couples in the city start kissing
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 Bachelor is an incomplete creature
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 Democracy is when they choose the most worthy of the unworthy
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 A man is the only animal we have a right to laugh at
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 Let us be humans till science says we are something else
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 A beer pub is the restaurant of a poor man
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 Not every woman is born beautiful, but if she is not beautiful at 30, she is simply stupid
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 Stupidity and vanity always walk hand in hand
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 You can have great mind but be a fool just like you can have a big nose but be deprived of smell
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 Without memory we turn into animals
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 The end of the world is not as terrible as idiots actively describing it
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 Not all books are as stupid as their readers
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 University develop all our abilities including stupidity
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 Silence is the wisdom of the fool
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 If you start telling a person that he is a pig sooner or later he will behave like a pig
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 A musicale; a genre for those who can not sing
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 If you want to be an optimist in this life, you have to be a cynic
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 I am not a conflict person … I do not communicate with such fools as you are
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 Idiots always notice the flaws of people and never pay attention to their advantages
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 Science knows no methods to turn beasts into animals yet
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 Women look like humans and live among them
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