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 He who laughs at others is afraid of the derision of others
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 If the chair is good you will not waste too much time to sit on it
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 Those who do, expect success. The one who “tries” expects that something will happen
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 One can pretend being serious but it’s impossible to pretend being witty
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 The only way to win the dispute is not to be involved in it
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 A fascinating story is rarely true
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 Take the most important for you, use it and get rid of the rest
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 Dame Nature is wise. It gives a woman nine months to be prepared for the birth of a child
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 Some people give promises to break them and enjoy
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 Fear is the companion of a lie
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 A parliament can even make people obey but never agree with them
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 Show me a healthy person and I’ll cure him
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 Lack of jealousy is far more unforgivable mistake than it’s presence
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 If you have no thoughts in your head, make sure it works
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 The true goal is the one but there are myriads of false ones
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 Cowardice turns into cruelty when it becomes stronger
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 Tell me what people laugh at, and I’ll tell you what they will fight for
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 One should learn from his enemy
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 Hate advices, except of my own
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 What people speak about me means nothing. What I think and do matters
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 Businessmen are more competent and smarter than the Government otherwise they couldn’t do be a success
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 Do not speak if you are not asked
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 People make mistakes not because they know, but because they think they know
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 People always blame circumstances. I do not believe in the power of circumstances
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 Nobody wants to have a poor relative
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 Whenever you see a successful business, it indicates that someday someone made a brave decision
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 Avoid an ignorant who thinks he is smart
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 The unnecessary is remembered the best
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 It is better to pretend than do nothing
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 Unfortunately truth is not always witty
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 Punctuality is one of the main important virtues. Always tell this to your employees
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 Success is not about never making mistakes, but never repeating them
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 Cowards usually do not realize the power of their fear
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 A tongue is not always able to express what eyes see and heart feels
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 People stop thinking when they stop reading
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 People flatter those who they are afraid of
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 The happy and the unhappy cannot stand each other’s presence
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 It’s better to be opportunistic and stay afloat, rather than sink with principles on the neck
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 Who does not rest, will not survive for long
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 The clothing of a human just like his soul is unique and unrepeatable, and a woman is an innocent angel, not a subject to sinful pleasures
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 Theories do not prove anything, but allow to get some rest if you’re completely confused, trying to find something that can not be found
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 There are few women among politicians. Men unfortunately, too
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 If you have no time to rest, it’s exactly the right time
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 The worse the memory, the better you remember the old good days
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 Every scammer counts on the bad memory of the one who should be deceived
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 Lottery is the surest way to count the optimists
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 The aim of oratory is not the truth but conviction
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 The less the mistakes the more valuable they are
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 He who asks why we like beautiful people is blind
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 To postpone is the most reliable way to refuse
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 Of course there are better actors than me… But they could not make a career
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 If someone praises you, check whether it is true
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 Logic is one of the powerful tools of mind, but there’s also imagination
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 Silence is the most serious accusation
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 Time works for those who work for it
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 You can easily get tired of too many witty phrases
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 Sometimes a smile can hide more hatred than an angry stare
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 Strong person is not always sweet person
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 People either have to live in a world full of lie or see the awful truth of life
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 Why we cry if no one can hear what we say?
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 The lower you fall, the less pain you feel
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 A young man who has never cried is a barbarian
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 Weak memory gives strength
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 It is necessary to put things in order when there is no distemper yet
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 I’d rather read what was left behind in the famous works of famous writers rather what is left
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 A taunt is the most sophisticated way to expose the flaws of others
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 If you want to be successful, pretend as if you have it
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 Photography is truth. Movie is a truth every 24 cadre per second
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 A man always finds time for everything, if he really wants!
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 Wealth and poverty are two different worlds of one planet
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 I don’t know much, but I know it perfect
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 Unenvious people are even more rare than disinterested
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 Not everything that fluctuates falls
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 Knaves always try to seem honest
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 Everybody speaks about his own pain
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