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 Experience never lets to feel deeply
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 Beauty can never get what a smart girl can get
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 Well, I love strawberries with cream, but fish prefer worms. That’s why when I go fishing, I do
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 It’s rather unpleasant to know the past. Therefore knowing the future would be unbearable
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 Individualism is an emphasized weakness
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 A dog that barks never bites
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 The most tender communication in the world is between those who are not interested in dialogue
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 Always choose the most difficult path; there are no competitors
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 People flatter you to control you
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 Not every fact deserves to be described
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 The blind man can travel the world and notice nothing
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 Everyone who has power tends to abuse it
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 Courtesy is an artificial good mood
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 It’s dangerous to joke with a dream; broken dream can turn into a misfortune
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 I feel good and comfortable with myself and it’s not because I’m beautiful
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 For confidence walk as if you’re not alone
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 There are no cheap politicians
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 How much can you lose by saving
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 To make a career one should dress in gray and never be initiative
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 Theories are not the answers to the riddles but answers on which we can stop
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 Only time does not lose time
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 Never marry a man who keeps coins in his wallet
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 Nobody knows the future, especially those who believe in historical determinism
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 Why we cry if no one can hear what we say?
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 You can make everything out of a man if you find out his weaknesses
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 State budget is never balanced
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 He who asks why we like beautiful people is blind
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 One can not pretend being an intellectual
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 Even fears are mitigated by habits
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 Design is what makes the cash desk ring
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 If you don’t know who has betrayed you, look around
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 Becoming fit slim is easier than becoming younger, but even this is possible
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 A good job is when you earn a lot less than you receive
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 While we think how to kill time, time is killing us
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 A bird in a cage is not a bird any more
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 The mankind is divided into two parts – the deceived and the deceiving
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 You need a lot of knowledge to be able to hide the lack of knowledge
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 Our passions are almost always a product of opposite passions
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 An evil scrawls, kindness runs
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 If your clothes look as if you slept in it, be sure that people will think so
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 The clothing of a human just like his soul is unique and unrepeatable, and a woman is an innocent angel, not a subject to sinful pleasures
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 He who intends to offend, already offended
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 One person should be responsible for all assigned task
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 The same people are wrong, not because they do not know, but because they imagine themselves to be knowledgeable
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 Some people give promises to break them and enjoy
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 Hiding true feelings is more difficult than showing fake ones
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 I have thoughts I never reveal. Well, yes you know them all
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 Jealousy is so humble that I want to rise to the ignorance
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 The true goal is the one but there are myriads of false ones
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 To believe means to refuse common sense
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 Farce can be shown as a tragedy on a scene
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 It’s impossible to undress the naked
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 He who laughs at others is afraid of the derision of others
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 If the chair is good you will not waste too much time to sit on it
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 Those who do, expect success. The one who “tries” expects that something will happen
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 One can pretend being serious but it’s impossible to pretend being witty
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 The only way to win the dispute is not to be involved in it
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 A fascinating story is rarely true
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 Take the most important for you, use it and get rid of the rest
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 Dame Nature is wise. It gives a woman nine months to be prepared for the birth of a child
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 Fear is the companion of a lie
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 A parliament can even make people obey but never agree with them
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 Show me a healthy person and I’ll cure him
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 Lack of jealousy is far more unforgivable mistake than it’s presence
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 If you have no thoughts in your head, make sure it works
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 Cowardice turns into cruelty when it becomes stronger
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 Tell me what people laugh at, and I’ll tell you what they will fight for
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 One should learn from his enemy
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 Hate advices, except of my own
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 What people speak about me means nothing. What I think and do matters
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 Businessmen are more competent and smarter than the Government otherwise they couldn’t do be a success
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 Do not speak if you are not asked
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 People make mistakes not because they know, but because they think they know
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 People always blame circumstances. I do not believe in the power of circumstances
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 Nobody wants to have a poor relative
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