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 The problem of those who write quickly is that they can not write briefly
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 Success is not about never making mistakes, but never repeating them
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 Farce can be shown as a tragedy on a scene
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 Make a mistake – learn faster
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 Cowardice turns into cruelty when it becomes stronger
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 Do not speak if you are not asked
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 To have power over people you should think about them, not yourself
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 Even fears are mitigated by habits
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 Banking institutions are more dangerous than warriors ready for the battle
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 When a wife becomes jealous of her husband, it is an ominous sign: it means that she is going to cheat on him
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 Devotion is in most cases a trick of egoism the purpose of which is to gain trust
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 Anything can be proved with he help of numbers
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 You need my opinion? Well, my opinion differs in the morning and after noon, but usually I have no opinion in the evenings
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 He who asks why we like beautiful people is blind
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 People flirt when pretend that coquetry is something non typical for them
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 Everyone gets what he wants. But not everyone is happy after that
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 Long conversations do not push the business just like a long dress cannot help to walk
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 The only thing that can be said confidently about luck is that it will betray someday
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 Bad means are good for bad purposes
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 We drink for each other’s health to spoil our health
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 Grief is a cruel master
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 Strength is never funny
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 Everybody speaks about his own pain
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 Nothing is finished for those who are alive
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 Honor brings income
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 To believe means to refuse common sense
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 People flatter those who they are afraid of
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 Global peace would mean the end of civilization
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 A fascinating story is rarely true
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 Never forget about the wind if you want to spit at someone’s face
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 Painter is a liar, but art is always true
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 What is better, an “artificial prosperity” or natural poverty?
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 When we want to forget a person, our memory does the opposite
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 Well, I love strawberries with cream, but fish prefer worms. That’s why when I go fishing, I do
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 A cat is a little lion that loves mice, hates dogs and exploits people
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 I don’t know much, but I know it perfect
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 No one has ever gone bankrupt from saying “no”
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 Money is not dangerous unless you buy power
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 God is an artist just like other artists
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 To make a career one should dress in gray and never be initiative
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 The clothing of a human just like his soul is unique and unrepeatable, and a woman is an innocent angel, not a subject to sinful pleasures
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 Passions become vices when they become habits
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 It’s impossible to undress the naked
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 Tell me what people laugh at, and I’ll tell you what they will fight for
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 Language is a wild beast: if it escapes you can’t ever catch it
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 You can easily get tired of too many witty phrases
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 Experience never lets to feel deeply
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 Beauty can never get what a smart girl can get
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 It’s rather unpleasant to know the past. Therefore knowing the future would be unbearable
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 Individualism is an emphasized weakness
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 A dog that barks never bites
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 The most tender communication in the world is between those who are not interested in dialogue
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 Always choose the most difficult path; there are no competitors
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 People flatter you to control you
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 Not every fact deserves to be described
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 The blind man can travel the world and notice nothing
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 Everyone who has power tends to abuse it
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 Courtesy is an artificial good mood
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 It’s dangerous to joke with a dream; broken dream can turn into a misfortune
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 I feel good and comfortable with myself and it’s not because I’m beautiful
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 For confidence walk as if you’re not alone
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 There are no cheap politicians
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 How much can you lose by saving
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 Theories are not the answers to the riddles but answers on which we can stop
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 Only time does not lose time
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 Never marry a man who keeps coins in his wallet
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 Nobody knows the future, especially those who believe in historical determinism
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 Why we cry if no one can hear what we say?
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 You can make everything out of a man if you find out his weaknesses
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 State budget is never balanced
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 One can not pretend being an intellectual
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 Design is what makes the cash desk ring
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 If you don’t know who has betrayed you, look around
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 Becoming fit slim is easier than becoming younger, but even this is possible
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 A good job is when you earn a lot less than you receive
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