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 When I saw your smile for the first time I thought I was in paradise.
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 If beauty were time, you would be an eternity.
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 I know they all look so good from a distance but I tell you, I`m the one.
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 You wanna know whos amazing & got the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again :)
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 They say when penguins find their mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives ♥... will you be my penguin?
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 ♥ 100 % Single =) ♥
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 You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
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 You`re too gorgeous to be single. " "And you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.
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 Technically, I`m single. But my heart is taken by someone I can`t call my own
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 Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here.
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 is single... and you`re going to have to be freakin` awesome to change that!!
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 My Future Wife will LOVE how I seduce her. She has NO idea what she is in for..
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 Hi. Still pretending I don`t exist? :)
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 Not many people can take my breath away, but you don’t even have to try.
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 I`m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
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 You`re so hot that you made me forget my pickup line.
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 I thought algebra was hard to get, but then I met you.
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 Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here.
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 met a beautiful girl at the bar and asked if I could buy her a drink. "I have a boyfriend. " She answered. Without skipping a beat I said, "I have a goldfish. " Confused, she said, "What? "... To which I replied, "Sorry. I thought we were talking about shit that doesn`t matter"
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 You`ve got the cutest smile, eyes that shine like the stars and words that could brighten up anybody’s day.
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 I was going to give you a dirty look, but it seems you already have one.
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 You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
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 Wanted by MANY... Taken by NONE... Looking at SOME... Waiting for ONE
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 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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 Hey you, yes you. Your beautiful. ♥
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 Is still single... but thinking about someone on my Facebook friend list :p
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 Could you please step away from the bar? You`re melting all the ice.
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 Not many people can take my breath away, but you don’t even have to try.
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 You`re Hot. Therefore, We Should Date.
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 Unplanned moments are always better then the planned ones!
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 My Future Wife will LOVE how I seduce her. She has NO idea what she is in for..
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 There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can`t take them off of you ;)
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 Hi. Still pretending I don`t exist? :)
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 Every single female thinks she can change a player, but the truth is, it`s not the player that needs to change, it`s the women. Because every player is on a mission to find that one girl that makes him lose his desire to play.
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 Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
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 Yeah you know you like me.. You can`t hide it. I can see it in the way you tease me ;)
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 Don’t flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
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 If girl talk sweetly she is friendly, if boy talks sweetly he is a flirt
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 I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. It`s like a normal shower but with me in it.
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 Every single female thinks she can change a player, but the truth is, it`s not the player that needs to change, it`s the women. Because every player is on a mission to find that one girl that makes him lose his desire to play.
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 ``It`s hot in here! " "Sorry, Should I leave?! "
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 I don`t flirt. Its called being nice with string attached :-)
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 is single... and you`re going to have to be freakin` awesome to change that!!
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 Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
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 I`m the girl your ex will hate, your mother will love, and the one you`ll want to be with forever .
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 I`m not single and I`m not taken. I`m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart
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 Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
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 You breathe oxygen? wow! we have so much in common ♥
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 I`m single. I`m happy. But I do need somebody to love!
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 Wanted: Friend with benefits. Benefits are as follows: HONEST, LOYAL, MATURE. . . p. s. HELPS IF YOU`RE HOT.
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 Even a good player could someday be a toy of a better player. It`s called KARMA.
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 There Must Be Something Wrong With My Eyes, I Can`t Take Them Off You
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 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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 You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I`M cute :p
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 is looking for a meaningful overnight relationship
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 while waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.
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 I like you, you like me- why exactly are we not together again?
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 I`m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
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 Even a good player could someday be a toy of a better player. It`s called KARMA.
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 Your heart is like a cake. You have everything but me. Cos I`m your secret ingredient ♥
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 Yeah, I`m single, but you`re gonna have to be amazing to change that.
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 Is the one thing women love more than a sale!
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 Hey you, yes you. Your beautiful. ♥
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 There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can`t take them off of you ;)
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 Always single, never alone! :)
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 Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
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 Wanted: Friend with benefits. Benefits are as follows: HONEST, LOYAL, MATURE. . . p. s. HELPS IF YOU`RE HOT.
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 Oh, I see you`re playing hard to get. I`m gonna play walk away.
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 Dear Someone, probably I`m no one for you, but definitely, you`re my world. Sincerely, your secret admirer.
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 I like being single. I`m always there when I need me.
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 Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars. Girl: But, it`s daytime... Boy: Haha, exactly.
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 You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
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 Dedicated to each and every pretty girl out there - Whenever i am flirting with you, please co-operate :-)
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 is looking for a meaningful overnight relationship
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 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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