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 Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help, in fact it will only make me talk more.
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 Dear students, I know when you`re texting. Seriously.. no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerly, teacher.
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 I always pretend to care about teachers personal life, to waste time in their class.
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 Actually doing your homework, but leaving it at home accidentally.
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 "Im kind of excited for school.. " *2 days into school* "Nevermind, i want summer back. "
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 "What Did You Get On The Test? " "98, you? " "48" Awkward...
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 Without school it`s really hard to know what day it is.
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 That awkward moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers to answer the question & you accidentally make eye contact.
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 Teacher: "Why don`t you have a writing utensil? " You: "Its 7AM, you`re lucky I`m even dressed. "
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 Engineering is like walking in a park and the park is

. . . . ... JURASSIC PARK
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 School looks so much cooler on TV.
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 That awkward moment when you find out someone from your school is following you on twitter.
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 The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!! While The Shortest 5 Mins. is The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!
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 Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth
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 When a teacher says, "do you behave like this at home? " and whatever you say back, they always say, "well don`t behave like that here! "
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 Even though I finished my test first, I wait for someone else to get up.
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 Making your font look bigger so it looks like you`ve written more.
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 C. L. A. S. S==”COME LATE AND START SLEEPING”…!!!!!
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 That awkward moment when everyone is talking in class and it gets completely silent the second you say something stupid.
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 Reasons why I volunteer to pass out papers: 10% cause im nice. 30% to walk around, talk to my friends. 60% to look at other peoples grades.
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 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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 I don`t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
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 Teenagers need naps A LOT more than preschoolers do.
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 Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn`t find anyone to copy it from!
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 TEACHER: where`s your book? STUDENT: at home. TEACHER: and what`s it doing there? STUDENT: having more fun than me.
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 MATH = [M]ental [A]buse [T]o [H]umans.
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 My handwriting is probably going to look like crap when I go back to school.
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 Friend: Hey can I copy your homework? Me: Wait... we had homework?!
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 I was good at math until the Alphabet came in.
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 College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
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 I give my 100% in school. 10% on Monday + 20% on Tuesday + 30% on Wednesday + 30% on Thursday + 10% on Friday...
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 When the student is ready, the master appears.
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 I`ve probably learned more from Google than I have from school.
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 "Why are you talking during my lesson? " ... "Why are you teaching during my conversation? "
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 That awkward moment when you`re about to cheat, but you see the teachers looking right at you so you pretend to look around :P
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 The awesome moment when your teacher tells you to turn your cell phones off, & then their phone starts ringing..
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 i Love That "5 Minutes Left In School" Feeling.
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 Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
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 Teacher leave the room during a test: Elementary -*silence* Middle - *whispers*Hey Can I have gum? High school- *yells* Hey Whats NUMBER 1?!
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 Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.
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 S. T. U. D. Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.
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 I wish there was a pen that can copy and paste.
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 if school teaches you one thing, it`s to text without looking!
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 The awkward silence when a teacher TRIES to be funny.
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 That awesome moment when you pass and exam you didn`t even study for and you were positive you were going to fail.
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 Parents always see us taking a break, but they never see us studying.
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 `Would you like to share that with the class? ` No, thats why i whispered it.
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 Dear dude sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke`s on you, I didn`t study either.
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 Dear students, I know when you`re texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, teacher. :-)
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 I was born intelligent education ruined my life.
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 Only in math problems can you buy like tons of watermelons and no one will be suspicious of it.
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 That proud moment when: You say something funny in class, and everyone laughs at it.
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 Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource – the minds of our children. -WaltDisney
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 Struggling to do your exercise? Do it early in the morning, before your brain figures out what the hell is going on!!
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 Dear LETTERS: Please stay in the ALPHABET. Sincerely, an ALGEBRA student
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 Class, I couldn’t grade your papers. I was busy. " “Yeah. I couldn’t do my homework. I was busy too? ”
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 "Ugh, I`m tired. " = the one conversation starter in class that works every time
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 The awkward moment when you’re late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you`ve just killed someone.
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 TEACHER: What does "coincidence" mean? Student: Funny, I was just going to ask you that. :)
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 You know you`re not paying attention in class when you start to doodle on the paper.
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 I wish exams came with a "50/50" and a "phone a friend" option.
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 that awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class thinking you were right.
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 That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic. "Good job mate. "
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 just sitting in class, Nodding your head, When all of a sudden you hear "Make sure you know that, it will be on the test. " And you`re like "Wait, what? "
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 That WTF moment when You make plans & get all excited, then your mother says no.
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 Parents always see us taking a break, but never see us Studying.
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 ``Your homework is to read these pages. `` YESSS! No homework!!!.
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 I Love It when I guess a answer in the Exam and get it right :)
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 So what`s the point of being on holiday when I have tons of homework?
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 Theres always that one dumb ass kid who always reminds the teacher about test`s & homeworks.
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 The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
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 That awesome moment when you thought you`re late to your class, but then you walk in the classroom & the teacher is still not there.
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 Teacher: “Why didn’t you complete your homework? ” Student: “Oh Sorry, Kanye West didn’t let me finish. ”
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 That depressing moment when you realize the worksheet is double sided... -. -
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 Going to school with ten pens and coming back with only one.
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