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 When Ever you are Criticized, don`t get Upset. Always remember this.... No stones are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.
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 People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back.
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 I Love it when i know something i`m not supposed to know :)
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 The worst feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s all you seem to think about.
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 Trust is like paper…Once it`s crumpled, it can`t be perfect again
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 When Ever you are Criticized, don`t get Upset. Always remember this.... No stones are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.
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 Every sweet has its sour; every evil it`s good
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 Don`t always say "there`s still time" remember. There`s also a concept of "it`s too late"
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 I like long text messages because I appreciate a complete thought
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 i Hate when you get all comfy in bed, and then you have to pee.
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 Don`t change yourself for someone else.
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 Everything is funnier at four am!
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 The awkward moment when someone expects you to care... and you don`t.
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 when u just start feeling happy abt something it starts slipping away frm ur hands yyyyyyyyyyy
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 Time doesn`t heal all wounds, it just hides them .
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 I stay up late every night, and realize it`s a bad idea every morning.
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 They ignore you now, but they`ll need you later. That`s life.
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 Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.
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 To all my haters, remember, its mind over matter: I don`t mind & you don`t matter!
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 Everytime I read ROFL I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "Waffle".
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 Somedays, I wish things had turns out differently.
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 I hate those who borrowed something from me and never gave it back.
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 I`ve always wanted to mattress surf down a long flight of stairs...
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 I need a nap after a bad day.
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 Wondering if the person you`re thinking about is thinking about you.
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 Saying "Huh" when I heard exactly what you said...
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 I`m not ignoring you, I`m waiting to see if you`ll make an effort... it`s different..
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 its funny how one bad thing erases any trace of all the good things you’ve done.
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 I hate when my parents rush me to get ready but when I am they`re not
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 Don`t talk, if you don`t have any good things to say!!
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 That friend that you hardly talk to but couldn`t live without.
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 Making up an excuse not to hang out with someone, because you`d rather chill at home.
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 It`s amazing how much you can put up with from people you like, and how little you can take from the people you don`t .
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 We`re not lost, were on an adventure!
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 I text you a whole paragraph within 5 minutes and you text me back 40 minutes later saying "LOL"
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 Or, you know.. DON`T text back.. that`s cool too.
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 Once I start disliking someone, EVERYTHING they do is irritating to me.
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 I text you because I want to have a conversation with you, not get one word answers.
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 Sometimes words are not enough to make someone feel that you care for them. Sometimes it needs a little effort.
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 Goodbye is the last thing I wanna hear from you.
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 if I had a British accent I would never shut up.
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 Staring at your phone when your half asleep is like looking at a car`s headlights when they`re turned on & you`re drunk.
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 I hate it when I remember someone`s face, but no matter how hard I try, I just can`t remember their name.
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 That moment of relief when you realize... you`re not alone.
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 You never know how strong you are- until being strong is the only choice you have.
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 I Love hearing old songs I used to love. They`re like a memories you can always go back to.
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 When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.
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 Remember: some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.
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 Never put your happiness in someone elses hands.
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 Why do people always say "no offense" right before they offend you?
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 You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough. -Adam Marshall
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 nobodys perfect, so dont expect them to be
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 Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you`re thinking..
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 It`s easy to stand in the crowd, but it takes courage to stand alone.
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 when someone tells me " DON`T LOOK " I automatically look there , no matter what.
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 There are no stupid questions there are only stupid people.
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 It’s sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remind them, but because they pay attention.
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 If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
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 I am what I am, I feel what I feel, please don`t ask me to change that.
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 That Awkward Moment when you`re trying to end a conversation and the other person won`t stop talking.
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 I want to. But I shouldn`t. But I REALLY want to.
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 You hate me ? wow !... I didn`t even know you exist... O. o
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 I don`t have time to hate the people who hates me... because I`m too busy too love the people who loves me...!!
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 In A Relationship, When The Communication Fades, Everything Else Follows. . .
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 Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are. Your reputation is who people think you are.
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 LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.
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 Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
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 Regretting is just humanity`s worst habit.
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 If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
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 If you find it necessary to judge me by my past, don`t be surprised when I find it necessary to put you there.
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 Never put your happiness in someone elses hands.
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 The moment when you click on "send" and then realize you didnt send it to the right person.
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 People who never fail are people who learn the least. Don`t be afraid to fail. Grab the lesson, fight better!
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 I wasn`t being mean. I was being honest.
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 My bed is suddenly so much more comfortable when I hear my alarm ring at 6 A. M.
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