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 I hate people that take 30 years to text back.
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 When I fall down a flight of stairs I`m not worried about if I`m hurt im worried if anybody saw.
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 Finding money in your pocket that you forgot you left in there.
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 Something weighing you down? Block it, Let IT GO and move on to bigger and better things. Its a big world waiting for you to live it
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 Don`t always say "there`s still time" remember. There`s also a concept of "it`s too late"
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 Dear Me. You`re the sexiest thing that has ever walked this earth. Love, me.
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 I LOVE waking up and realizing that my terrible dream wasn`t real
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 The fact that we cannot lick our elbows is enough to prove things that seem so close can be so out of reach.
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 My life is none of your business.
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 wonders if fish ever get thirsty???
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 The awkward moment when a Random man/ladie sits next to you.
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 The difference between insane and genius is measured by success
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 Why couldn`t Brad & Angelina adopt me? -_-
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 Trying to find your phone when its on silent is one of life`s hardest tasks.
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 Sorry means nothing if you`re gonna keep doing it.
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 I love the things you say, and how you never fail to make me smile. and by the end of the night, you’re always on my mind.
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 LIKE if you can say "hello" in more than one language!
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 6 Keys to a Healthy Relationship - Friendship, Freedom, Honesty, Trust, Understanding & Communication.
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 The best gift you will ever give yourself is to live fully in the Present.
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 That awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.
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 When an immature person gets serious you know it`s time to take cover..
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 when u just start feeling happy abt something it starts slipping away frm ur hands yyyyyyyyyyy
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 Don`t change yourself for someone else.
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 I have the tendency to push people away in order to know who really cares enough to come back.
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 The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
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 Hiding your face by wearing shades does not means that you are way cooler than me B-)
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 Giving up is easy. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that`s true strength.
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 Sometimes, I feel like I`m being secretly filmed...
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 The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
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 Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
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 When a guy is away from his girl, all he wants is her trust. But on the girl`s part, all she needs is his loyalty.
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 is wondering.... if money doesn`t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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 you`re sorry ? that`s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
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 I saw the `typing` icon for like 5 minutes on chat. you said `ok`. WTH?
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 I like talking to myself, answering myself, and laughing at my own jokes.
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 Sometimes you have to talk quieter, to see whos really listening.
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 Life’s a game, play it; Life is a challenge, meet it; Life is an opportunity, capture it.
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 Which hurts more , saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
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 "No one can change a person, but someone can be a person`s reason to change"
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 i Hate when you get all comfy in bed, and then you have to pee.
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 Don`t cry over the past, it`s gone. Don`t stress about the future, it hasn`t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful
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 Doctors use alcohol to kill germs and clean hands, therefore drinking it cleans my insides and is healthy. Well that`s all the logic I need.
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 I regret leaving my phone on `silent` mode when I can`t find it!
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 That awkward moment when you find something hilarious... but no one else does.
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 The best feeling in the world is knowing I proved them all wrong.
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 When my parents say, "We need to talk to you. " I immediately start to think of everything I`ve done wrong to make up a legit excuse.
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 When I wake up from a good dream and can`t go back to sleep, I try to continue it in my head.
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 You never know how strong you are- until being strong is the only choice you have.
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 When writing the story of your life, don`t let anyone hold the pen.
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 Life is too hard? Stop complaning and make the best of what you have
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 I am not shy. I just don’t talk when I have nothing meaningful to say.
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 Take a walk in my shoes before you judge me
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 Just because I`m used to it doesn`t mean it doesn`t hurt anymore.
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 It sucks when you`re ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world.
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 I was thinking if i were to shampoo a hamster and then blow dry it would it look like one of those pom pom cheer leading things
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 You need to realize that life`s too short to cry over people that aren`t crying over you. So smile and forget the people that don`t care.
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 thinks that if your relationship status says, "It`s complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
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 Every sweet has its sour; every evil it`s good
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 If you can`t tell me something face to face, you shouldn`t be saying it in the first place.
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 I`m not the best person. I`m far from it, but I am my best for me & for you.
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 i Hate when my best friend isn`t at school.
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 When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.
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 I love it when i clean my room & I find a lot of things that i lost years ago :D
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 It`s like no matter how much sleep I get. I`m still tired.
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 Life is a GIFT with an expiration date. So take advantage of every minute and make the most with a positive attitude
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 It’s not about getting through the storm, but rather to learn to dance in the rain
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 words don`t have the power to hurt u.. unless the person who said means a lot to u...
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 Smart people learn from their mistakes, wise people learn from other`s mistakes!
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 knowing someone cares about u. but they are to afraid to show it.
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 The way I see it: the more people don`t like me, the less people I have to please.
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 When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.
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 When I drop my phone, I act like I just dropped a new born baby.
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 nobodys perfect, so dont expect them to be
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 When life take’s a turn for the worse, show it that your stronger than it thinks you are.
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 Texting 5 people & telling 4 of them you’re going to bed, just so you can spend the rest of the night texting the one person that you like.
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