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 I love the chase, I can`t like someone without having to work for it. It`s like if they`re right in front of me, it`s not worth it.
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 I say stupid things when I`m half asleep.
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 A lot of problems would disappear if we talked to each other more than talking about each other.
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 why do people think it`s okay to just reply "lol"?
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 Don`t let the sadness of your past, and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.
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 The awkward moment when someone who has hated you since forever is all of the sudden nice to you and you don`t know how to react.
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 I love people who text back instantly.
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 Dear life, give me a break. Sincerely, someone who needs it much.
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 That Awkward Moment when you don`t know if you should hug someone or not.
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 Sorry means nothing if you`re gonna keep doing it.
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 Remember me? I was your friend when you were single.
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 It feels good to be different in a unique way...
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 Don`t fall for WORDS, fall for ACTIONS.
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 My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh to hard.
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 Having so many private jokes with your best friend, that it seems like you talk in code half the time.
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 When you learn to accept instead of expect, you’ll have fewer disappointments.
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 It sucks when you`re ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world.
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 sometimes I give inspirational speeches. To myself. In the mirror.
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 That awkward moment when people think they`re funny, but they`re just annoying..
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 I love catching up with people I haven’t talked to in such a long time.
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 Have you ever wanted to say something so much but you just couldn`t stop staring?
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 Sometimes, the questions are more important than the answers.
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 That moment of relief when you realize... you`re not alone.
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 if your lucky enough to be different you should embrace it ♥
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 NEVER GIVE UP. Keep your thoughts and your mind always on the goal you want to achieve, you can do anything you set your mind too.
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 I like long text messages because I appreciate a complete thought
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 Enjoy the little things in life because one day you`ll look back and realize they were the big things.
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 THE MINUTE YOU SETTLE FOR LESS THAN WHAT YOU DESERVE, YOU GET LESS THAN WHAT YOU SETTLED FOR.
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 If you hate me, takes a turn, find your seat and wait for me to care. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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 When you`re on the right path, your life is great. When you`re not on the right path, change your direction and make it great.
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 Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today.
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 Someone is automatically so much more attractive when they`re funny.
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 I find it awkward to eat a banana in public…
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 Don`t talk, if you don`t have any good things to say!!
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 I`m tired of being nice to people who don`t give a shit about me.
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 I wonder if gay people ever say things like "Oh my god that is SO straight. "
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 Why does "new and improved" always end up "expensive and crappy"?
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 Finding money in your pocket that you forgot you left in there.
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 It’s not about getting through the storm, but rather to learn to dance in the rain
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 Oh you`re dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
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 I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
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 The older you get the smarter your Father will seem.
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 The best gift you will ever give yourself is to live fully in the Present.
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 A friend like you is worth a million dollars... So, if you don`t mind, CAN I SELL YOU? :P
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 Every sweet has its sour; every evil it`s good
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 No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
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 Why can`t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?
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 sharing one hour with other friends to think about all those who have been affected by cancer....
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 No you were not "just wondering" tell me why you asked.
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 My Sleeping Pattern is officially screwed when school starts.
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 Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.
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 Every Human In The World Is Blind To His Own Faults!
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 I hate running into people I know in the store. Especially if I look like shit. *which is most of the time*
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 Silence = the way to avoid many problems. Smile = The way to solve many problems.
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 Thinks that people will believe anything if you whisper it ;)
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 Everyday, I ask myself the same question: should I walk away or try even harder?
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 I hate it when somebody says; "you had to be there. " It`s like; yeah, I would have been if you invited me.
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 Wants to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic
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 Can you like, not bring that up? Thanks.
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 Telling someone to calm down just makes them so much more angry.
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 Walking around the house trying to find something, but then realising it is in your hand
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 Never sacrifice who you are just because someone has a problem with it.
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 When writing the story of your life, don`t let anyone hold the pen.
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 When I erase someone from my phone its like I delete them from my existence.
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 I text you because I want to have a conversation with you, not get one word answers.
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 Why couldn`t Brad & Angelina adopt me? -_-
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 Yes, this is a fake smile. Thanks for NOT realizing.
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 Don`t expect me to do shit for you, when you`ve done nothing for me.
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 You`re 8, and you have a phone! Who are you gonna call? Barney?
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 Sometimes the paths we take are really long & hard but remember: those are the ones that lead to the most beautiful views.
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 I wonder what goes through your mind when you hear my name.
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 I hate it when my phone decides to randomly jump out of my hand and attack the floor.
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 I have the tendency to push people away in order to know who really cares enough to come back.
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 I get lost sometimes-Life is full of twists and turns but no maps, no gps and no manuals
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 Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
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