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 A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
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 when a girl tells you to `have fun` that means she wants you to have a shxty time without her.
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 When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.
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 Guys: When she`s not yours, you`ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
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 Girls will never know what they want. Boys will never know what they have.
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 Never underestimate the power of a woman.
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 When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you.. NO EXCUSES.
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 A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
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 Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass :D
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 When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single`s
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 I honestly think that women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
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 It`s not easy putting on a fake smile... Yet she`s a pro at it.
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 When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to... But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
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 Boy: "Hey babe I miss you. " Girl: "Your Xbox broke didn`t it". Boy: "Yep.. "
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 Set me free. Leave me be. I don`t wanna fall another moment into your gravity.
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 It`s funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.
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 Boys like blondes. Men like brunettes.
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 When a guy likes you... he`ll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for you.
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 Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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 Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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 When a guy likes you... he`ll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for you.
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 "I`ll bite you! " "No, you won`t! " *Bite* "AAGGHH! You bit me! " "I did warn you... "
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 When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow. "
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 When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow. "
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 Stress makes you bald, but it`s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway, so in the end there`s nothing you can do.
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 When guys get jealous, it’s actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!
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 Some women are terribly hard to please, ... . . . . . the rest are Impossible
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 My wife said "Honey, take me someplace expensive. " I took her to the gas station!
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 Treat her with respect. Accept her for who she is. Make her feel safe and protected. Be her best friend.
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 The Awkward Moment... When a girl sees a shirt, and decides to wear it as a dress.
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 Dude, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that`s when you should be worried.
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 My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
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 There are two things a man can never hide: The fact that he`s drunk, and the fact he`s in love.
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 When girls get jealous, it`s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
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 Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
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 Don`t take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you`re talking to someone more important than her.
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 Boy: "Hey babe I miss you. " Girl: "Your Xbox broke didn`t it". Boy: "Yep.. "
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 A boy`s eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd.
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 A real man never stops trying to show a girl he cares about her, even if he already has her.
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 I hate when girls take ugly pictures and tag people in them.
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 A boy`s eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd.
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 Women will be jealous of any picture of you & another girl, but for guys, they`ll just tell you its ugly.
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 Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..
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 She acts like summer and walks like rain.
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 Once a man asked a fairy to make him irresistible to all women.. The fairy turned him into a credit card.. ;)
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 A real man never stops trying to show a girl he cares about her, even if he already has her.
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 Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.
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 Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
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 Stress makes you bald, but it`s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway, so in the end there`s nothing you can do.
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 Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
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 Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..
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 It takes a boy to ask you to be his lover. It takes a real man to ask you to be his life partner.
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 Women will be jealous of any picture of you & another girl, but for guys, they`ll just tell you its ugly.
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 Today I came across a book that said "All the things men know about woman", it was blank inside.
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 Beautiful is a word that a girl likes to be called. But obliviously ignores it.
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 one day you`ll realize... all the love that i gave to you... is now being given to someone else
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 Dude, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that`s when you should be worried.
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 Girls are like butterflies, they are so pretty and beautiful to look at, but really hard to catch.
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 Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass :D
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 Girls biggest lie: I`m OK.
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 Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you`ll be disconnected!
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 Let me tell you a little something I`ve learned about women: nothing.
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 It takes a boy to ask you to be his lover. It takes a real man to ask you to be his life partner.
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 Girls find out everything... so I suggest you tell them the truth. (:
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 Let me tell you a little something I`ve learned about women: nothing.
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 If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: “GIRL”
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 There are two things a man can never hide: The fact that he`s drunk, and the fact he`s in love.
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 you`ll never loose women by chasing money. But you`ll loose money by chasing women.
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 Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly...
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 Treat your girl right, or someone else will.
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 Sometimes I wish you could understand what I feel through the way I look at you that I never had guts to say.
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 I`m single - you`re going to have to be pretty amazing to change that.
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 A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
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 A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that , is the beginning of a new argument.
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 was just called a "Big Boy"... She obviously has X-Ray vision...
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