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 Friends buy you food. Bestfriends eat your food...
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 Chocolate contains phenylthylamine, the chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. No love? Eat chocolate!
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 You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
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 I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person`s life.
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 "I can`t eat anymore, I`m full! " "Do you want any desert? " "YESSSSSS!! "
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 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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 What`s worse than finding a worm in the apple you just took a bite from?? . . ~ Finding only half of the worm!!
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 Me:The world can`t end in 2012. Someone:Really? Why? Me:My snack bar doesn`t expire until 2013!
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 Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
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 Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
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 When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. You know why? Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"
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 Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
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 Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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 Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)
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 Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, Im hungry
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 The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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 Chucky Cheese is just a casino for the underaged.
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 When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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 Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice?
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 That awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people...
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 is like a can of pringles, once u pop, u cant stop.
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 Mom, my friends don`t care if the house is a mess, they just want the food.
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 There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me. ” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.
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 The awkward moment when you’re over someones house and they offer you food but you don’t know how much to take.
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 The awkward moment when you`re eating dinner at someone else`s house & you don`t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.
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