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 If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..
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 A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
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 Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
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 My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
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 There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.
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 When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
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 I don’t care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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 I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
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 Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
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 Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
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 Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
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 If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
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 Practice makes perfect, But nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
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 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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 Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
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 If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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 Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.
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 I hate people that starts tweets with “I hate people that. ”
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 A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE :)
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 Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
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 I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
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 Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.
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 The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
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 If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.
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 Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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 I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
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 We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
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 hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
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 Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.
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 Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
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 I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..
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 People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
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 In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.
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 Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
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 Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..
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 Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.