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 Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?
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 Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…
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 Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…
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 I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..
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 I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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 Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
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 Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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 How would you like to feel the way you look?
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 I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
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 Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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 I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
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 Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
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 Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
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 If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
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 90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..
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 How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
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 Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
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 Mix with people with a good attitude.
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 I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
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 Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
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 I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.
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 Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
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 Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…
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 If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
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 Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
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 Are your parents siblings?
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 Do u practice being this ugly?
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 If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
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 Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
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 I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
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 If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
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 I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.