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 The most important thing in conversation is nodding. No one would guess that you don’t give damn
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 Relationship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stand the more difficult is to leave & even if you leave, you leave your footprints behind.
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 Guests, like fish, do not remain fresh for long
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 Conscience is a lady who stops communicating with those who do not want to listen to her
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 Once you make a mistake, do it gracefully
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 No body needs a rest as much as a man who had just returned from his vacation
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 Pretty women die twice
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 Seems we have been in heaven, so why did it end?
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 Everybody suffer from translations except of bishops
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 Keep your mouth shut unless there’s something more useful than your silence
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 No doubt, the truth is beautiful. The same applies to lies
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 I never knew I had such an interesting life until I read what people write about me
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 Being active means that you do not want to be lazy
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 I have bad habits and I am used to them
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 10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice.
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 Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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 A married man is not completely happy if he has to drink whiskey of worse quality than the one he drunk before marriage
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 Do not be afraid of your last day but do not also call it
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 I enjoy going to theatres because nobody bothers me there. Nobody even recognizes me
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 Ministers are like suns. The brighter they shine the stronger they burn
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 Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens.
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 As far as only men were allowed to write in ancient times they blamed women for everything
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 The bonds of marriage are so heavy that only two, sometimes even three can carry it
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 The most important thing is to have good mood, the rest is a matter of money
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 If you want to be a good conversationalist tell nobody that everything is ok
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 If a wife does not push her husband forward, she pushes him back
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 We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.
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 When I had money I was buying books. And when I had none I was buying clothes and food
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 Wise solutions come at nights
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 The less you spend your time in the internet, the healthier your children will be
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 Money is quite a useful thing because they give you an opportunity not to do things you do not want to do
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 I’m not looking for someone who has everything but someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.
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 It’s suspicious when a wife starts believing every word of her husband
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 Wittiness starts with an ability to laugh at yourself
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 True enemy will never leave you
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 Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, know about you.
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 Stupidity is a luxury affordable for rich people only
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 Commerce is a trial to predict the future
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 Good Time + Crazy Friends = Amazing Memories
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 Usually the most interesting starts, when everybody says you’re crazy
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 Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can do what others can’t.
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 Many people think wisely, but act silly
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 The smart likes to study, an idiot likes to teach
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 Medicine is indeed the most generous of all the arts
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 Don’t change your originality for the sake of others b’coz no one else can play your role better than you.
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 Taking a sober look at some things, you understand that you have to drink …
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 The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching.
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 Women are ready to love at first sight, and men at first opportunity
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 All that I lack – is money
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 Hurt me with the TRUTH but never comfort me with a LIE.
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 A golden rule says that there is no golden rule
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 A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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 A husband is a person who helps his wife to overcome difficulties which she would not have if she had not married him
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 Where can we get some courage? Will the brave lend me some?
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 There are three things that women can not ever understand; Freedom, Equality and Brotherhood
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 Go for someone whose not only proud and glad to have you, but will also take every risk and effort just to be with you.
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 Since people learnt to cook they eat twice more than required
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 A good understanding comes only after a long war between two hearts.
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 Sometimes it’s not the song that makes you emotional, It’s the people & things that come to your mind when you hear it .
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 When I was six I wanted to be a Columbus, when I was seven Napoleon was my idol but then my claims started growing
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 Only difference between good day and a bad day is your attitude.
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 If you are over fifty and you just woke up and you have no pain, you’re already dead
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 If you can’t by your competitor, sell him
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 Capitalism is what people do when they are left alone
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 No matter what they speak behind your back. The main thing is that when you turn around, everyone is silent
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 It’s nice being powerful but it’s much better being smart
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 Marriage is an attempt to create something worthwhile from a random episode
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 Those who are absent are always wrong, but they often save their lives
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 Atheists say ”before Christ”. Isn’t it weird?
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 Only idiots can tell the truth without offending someone
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 Everyone wants to live among people without neighbors
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 Do not visit the same people often; you might bore them
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 Disappointments are just God’s way of saying “I’ve got something better. ” Be patient, live life, have faith.
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 I’m not afraid to die. I just do not want to be present at that time
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 I do not know what is more expensive: life, or medicine
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