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 Love the person who deserves it, not the one who requires it.
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 Facebook should change it from "friends" to "people i`ve made eye contact with".
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 A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
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 Be thankful you’re still breathing, b’coz someone out there just took their last breath.
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 I just started to finally remember to write 2011, and now I have to start writing 2012.
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 When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
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 When you try to play the one who truly cares about you, youre actually playing yourself.
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 What’s the good of news if you haven’t a sister to share it..
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 Kandy is wishing everyone an egg-stra special Easter weekend..
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 If you want something you’ve never had, then you have to do something you’ve never done.
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 Love is the whole history of a woman’s life but an episode in a man’s.
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 "I got to show you who I`m talking about, let`s get on facebook. "
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 Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are.
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 I am wanted by many. I am looking at some. I am taken by none. But I am waiting for one.
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 Facebook is boring when the person you want to be online is not..
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 If you don’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you lost.
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 Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said could never be done.
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 How can you expect somebody to keep a secret if you cant keep it yourself?
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 Why dont you just look into my eyes carefully and see what I really feel.
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 One smile can’t change the world, but your smile changes mine.
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 The beautiful thing about learning is that noboday can take it away from you.
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 Be careful with your words. Once they are said, they can be only forgiven, not forgotten.
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 Dont go away! Because you are my oxygen. I cant breathe without you.
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 What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.
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 If u feel a bit lonely, 4gotten or just need someone to cheer you up remember.... you can always change your birthday on facebook.
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 Behind every great status.. There is ctrl+c & ctrl+v !!!
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 loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That`s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn`t have done on Facebook the night before.
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 Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.
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 Some people are real, some people are good, some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.
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 That awkward moment when your gone for 2 weeks and expect to have like a ZILLION notifications but you end up only having like 3.
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 Awkward moment when everybody knows that you copy paste your facebook status from other website.
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 I wish you could click “save as” on puppies.
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 My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.
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 That’s it i’m logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification!
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 If facebook were to crash, America would be full of people walking around towns across the country, talking to walls and poking people...
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 Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.
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 CAUTION: This status will self-destruct in 10 seconds. The only way to stop it is by LIKE it! :D
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 Success is not about what you have. It is about how you handle what you have.
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 If you fall in love, make sure there is somebody there to CATCH you.
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 Everyone has two sides, good and evil. How you treat me will determine which side you see..
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 I made my Facebook status: "I kissed a girl"and then I liked it...
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 FACEBOOK, The second most popular word that starts with “F” and ends with “K”.
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 Don`t push people to like you, you`re not a Facebook status
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 Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! (1) ghetto (2) wish we went out (3) talkative (4) sarcastic (5) loveable (6) crazy (7) i want you (8) spoilt (9) great parent (10) wild (11) funny (12) beautiful (13) mature (14) ugly (15) I’d take you home ;) (16) wish I had ur number (17) wierd (18) honest (19) freak (20)sexy
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 ☻/ღ˚ •。* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* 。 ღ˛° 。* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ . ღ 。 /▌*˛˚ღ •˚ ˚…just sprinkling a little Love on your profile. ~♥~˚ ✰* ★ / ˚. ★ *˛ ˚♥* ✰。˚ ˚ღ。
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 Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls, play useless games and you get poked by weird people...
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 I always (LIKE)
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 I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
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 Study... study... stud.... sta.... ah.... staf..... stafay.... fay.... face.... facebook :D
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 Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ …. Delete from Msn: Done ✔ …. Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ …. Delete from the Heart: Error
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 Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.
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 I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don’t change; when everybody else does.
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 My iphone battery can last longer than most relationships on Facebook.
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 Love is when you tell after a fight that you dont want to talk & still you check your cell or facebook for a message.
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 hat if your pillow could collect your

dreams and when you wake up you plug it

into your computer and watch them over

again.
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 Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.
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 is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.
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 Being single is so much better than being cheating on, lied to, and disrespected.
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 Throughout life: I have loved, I’ve lied, I’ve hurt, I’ve lost, I’ve missed, I’ve trusted, I’ve made mistakes but most of all I have learned.
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 People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
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 Facebook should get a "I don`t even know you" button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don`t know.
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 being on facebook with nothing better to do so you just like random “likes” and blow peoples wall up
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 Sometimes dreams are not ment to come true, they are ment to make you stronger.
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 My drug = Facebook. My dealer = Internet.
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 Spending today complaining about yesterday won’t make tomorrow any better.
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 A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
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 when a girl hacks a Facebook account "OMG hacked by Nicole LOVE YOU Bar". when a guy hacks a Facebook account "I am gay!! "
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 Thanks to Facebook, i now know what everyone`s bathroom looks like
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 Sometimes the people who have the most smiles are also the people who shed the most tears and hide the most pains.
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 Liking your own status on Facebook.. is like high fiving yourself in public :)
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 "*News Flash* cure found for Facebook addiction press "Alt + f4" for answer"
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 Is Ur name lucky charms? Because u look magically delicious.
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 Slow replies make me think you are talking to someone better than me.
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 Inbox (1) makes me happy... Notifications (1000000) does not.
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 Sometimes it is better to be kind than to be right. We do not need an intelligent mind that speaks, but a patient heart that listens.
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.