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 No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
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 There’s nothing more amazing than will and the results it brings
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 It`s funny how a person who was once just a stranger suddenly mean the world to you.
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 Just want to THANK ALL OF YOU for making me feel special on my Birthday, Love You Guys!
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 Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
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 Nothing waits for you anywhere, you should bring it all with yourself
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 Beauty creates self-confidence
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 The bonds of marriage are so heavy that only two, sometimes even three can carry it
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 A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
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 Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.
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 The true goal is the one but there are myriads of false ones
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 Some people sacrifice their present for the sake of future and others sacrifice their future for their present
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 I am so clever that sometimes I don`t understand a single word of what I am saying :)
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 Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.
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 Human being is a playing animal
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 Fear the prayer of the oppressed.
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 Indifference is the heaviest disease of a soul
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 Dear radio, is it necessary for you to play a song I like when I arrive at my destination?
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 From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
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 A woman is a human being who dresses, chats and undresses
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 Why can`t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?
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 It’s better to die immediately than to live expecting death
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 Not every general is born fat
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 To me you are my rose; every day when I see a beatiful rose I think of you, and miss you, and hope to hold you in my arms.
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 May this day bring peace and smoothness in your life, may it provide you the best time of your life. Happy Eid day
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 Your heart is so freezing. YOU MIGHT CATCH A COLD.
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 Music isn`t something you hear. It`s something you FEEL.
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 Everything should be beautiful in a human being; both the face and appearance, soul and thoughts
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 Every soul is a little secret society
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 Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..
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 I`m thinking of running away and joining the circus. With the amount of clowns that I`ve dealt with in my life they may even make me ring leader!
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 The most important thing is to have good mood, the rest is a matter of money
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 Religion will fade without power. Power without religion has no power
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 Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true! May today be filled with laughter and love. Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.
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 If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success.
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 When God is all you have then all you have is all you need!
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 Superstition comes with the success of civilization
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 Trust is a small word with a big concept.
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 Life is partly what we make it and partly what it is made by the friends.
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 Hierarchical society is based only on poverty and ignorance
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 Women will be jealous of any picture of you & another girl, but for guys, they`ll just tell you its ugly.
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 To believe means to refuse common sense
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 Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change.
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 Truth is a mirror, the reflection of which is unbearable for pretense and hypocrisy
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 Nobody is perfect... until you fall in love with them.
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 Never talk about yourself in a company. Talks will start as soon as you leave
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 Be afraid of living your life in vane
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 There are two things an average girl wishes; Find the perfect guy & eat without getting fat.
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 Love should come first, followed by morality, not vice versa
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 If a person has cheated you, he is a swindler, if he lied to you twice, you are a fool
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 People are cruel, but human is kind
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 No facts can decide instead of us which way we should choose
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 Courage is hatred towards fears
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 I was looking for love until I found you.
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 The expression of a face is shown in the mirror. Soul is reflected in conversations
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 Experience is an amazing thing that helps to see your mistakes when you do them again
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 The history repeats itself because historians lack fantasy
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 Success is an ability to come to a right place at the right time
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 It is better not to use a bitter word than lose a friend
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 A woman in love is ready to do anything for a man. A man in love is ready to accept it
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 I would prefer the most unfair peace to the fairest war
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 May the Joy, Cheer, Mirth and Merriment of this festival surround you forever. Happy Eid
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 Nothing makes a woman look as old as too much colorful costume
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 Jealousy is the wittiest passion and still the greatest stupidity
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 Wanting a perfect moment to last forever, but knowing it won`t.
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 If you want to be a good conversationalist tell nobody that everything is ok
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 Just because you have a heart, it does not make you a human. You need to have emotions in that.
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 Requiring gratitude for each of your kind deed means to sell them
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 Majority cannot be a measure of justice
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 Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
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 Texting 5 people & telling 4 of them you’re going to bed, just so you can spend the rest of the night texting the one person that you like.
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 Nuances are a desert for smart people
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 The darkest epoch is today
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 Farce can be shown as a tragedy on a scene
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 Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.