FaceBook status
FaceBook Status

World's Best Status Updates, Make your facebook page interesting every day with a funny facebook statuses, top rated and added by users.


menu: [FaceBook Status]  [New statuses]  [Best statuses]  [Status archive]  [Add status
[Registration] [Sign In] [Users]

Share Button


Select category:
FaceBook status: amazingFaceBook status: angryFaceBook status: anniversaryFaceBook status: april foolFaceBook status: awesomeFaceBook status: bestFaceBook status: birthdayFaceBook status: bossFaceBook status: break upFaceBook status: christmasFaceBook status: cleverFaceBook status: computerFaceBook status: condolence messagesFaceBook status: coolFaceBook status: crazyFaceBook status: creativeFaceBook status: crush quotesFaceBook status: cuteFaceBook status: daringFaceBook status: decentFaceBook status: dirtyFaceBook status: diwaliFaceBook status: easterFaceBook status: eidFaceBook status: emotional quotes for facebook
FaceBook status: engagement wishesFaceBook status: examFaceBook status: facebook statusFaceBook status: familyFaceBook status: famousFaceBook status: fathers dayFaceBook status: fbFaceBook status: fb get well soon messagesFaceBook status: fb musicFaceBook status: flirtFaceBook status: foodFaceBook status: for facebook statusFaceBook status: freedomFaceBook status: friendsFaceBook status: friendshipFaceBook status: funnyFaceBook status: girlFaceBook status: girls and boysFaceBook status: goodFaceBook status: good luck messagesFaceBook status: good morningFaceBook status: good night quotes forFaceBook status: greatFaceBook status: guyFaceBook status: happiness
FaceBook status: helloFaceBook status: hilariousFaceBook status: hindiFaceBook status: holyFaceBook status: i love you quotesFaceBook status: ideasFaceBook status: independence day fbFaceBook status: inspirationalFaceBook status: insultFaceBook status: islamicFaceBook status: jokesFaceBook status: kidsFaceBook status: kissFaceBook status: lifeFaceBook status: loveFaceBook status: love status for facebookFaceBook status: manFaceBook status: messagesFaceBook status: missing youFaceBook status: mothers dayFaceBook status: motivational quotesFaceBook status: naughtyFaceBook status: newFaceBook status: new yearFaceBook status: nice
FaceBook status: pickupFaceBook status: pregnancyFaceBook status: quotesFaceBook status: ramadanFaceBook status: relationshipFaceBook status: romanticFaceBook status: rudeFaceBook status: sadFaceBook status: sad love fbFaceBook status: sarcasticFaceBook status: schoolFaceBook status: selfishFaceBook status: sisterFaceBook status: smartFaceBook status: sorryFaceBook status: sweetFaceBook status: teacherFaceBook status: thanksgiving fbFaceBook status: uniqueFaceBook status: valentineFaceBook status: wedding wishesFaceBook status: wifeFaceBook status: wiseFaceBook status: wishesFaceBook status: wittyFaceBook status: woman

[back] [next]
FaceBook Status / Rate
 Do what you want, you will be judged anyway
[ 0 ]
show image
 Give thanks to the LORD in all things. Thank You LORD for giving me life and giving me a chance to live with purpose.
[ 0 ]
show image
 Banking institutions are more dangerous than warriors ready for the battle
[ 0 ]
show image
 When you get up in the morning, think about how precious life is – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love
[ 0 ]
show image
 Rules of social life are as obvious as the laws of climate
[ -1 ]
show image
 Homework: "Do me! " Facebook: "Don`t listen to that slut. "
[ 1 ]
show image
 We, the leaders are the least important people in a team
[ 0 ]
show image
 Jealousy is when you care for what you have and try to hold it
[ -3 ]
show image
 When a wife becomes jealous of her husband, it is an ominous sign: it means that she is going to cheat on him
[ 0 ]
show image
 Someday someone is going to walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
[ 0 ]
show image
 It hurts when you have someone in your heart but you can’t have them in your arms.
[ 2 ]
show image
 May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace.
[ -1 ]
show image
 You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart. I Love you So Much.
[ 1 ]
show image
 Love is the only reasonable explanation of the meaning of life
[ -1 ]
show image
 Teacher: "Why don`t you have a writing utensil? " You: "Its 7AM, you`re lucky I`m even dressed. "
[ 0 ]
show image
 Once in a while right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.
[ 0 ]
show image
 May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.
[ 1 ]
show image
 Why does time move so fast when we’re together, and so damn slow when we’re apart..
[ 0 ]
show image
 Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
[ 1 ]
show image
 Respect towards people is a respect towards yourself
[ -2 ]
show image
 You can see a black object in a white room with no windows but u cant see a white object in a black room with no windows, color is so Racist
[ -1 ]
show image
 Like this if you think you can do better
[ 0 ]
show image
 Yes my status is about you, I was just hoping you got the hint.
[ 0 ]
show image
 Years teach us patience. The less time we have, the better we are able to wait
[ 0 ]
show image
 Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.
[ 1 ]
show image
 You can become rich only if you are talented, lucky and don’t think about money all the time
[ -1 ]
show image
 Do not start a business if you are not in control of its end
[ 0 ]
show image
 Didn’t I already celebrate this birthday, like 2 birthdays ago?
[ -1 ]
show image
 Pride is derived from ignorance and insufficient reflections
[ 0 ]
show image
 Hitting the snooze button several times then complaining because you`re running late.
[ -1 ]
show image
 I’m not sure when it happened. I didn’t mean for it to, but somewhere along the way I fell in love with you.
[ -1 ]
show image
 If you think that you are capable of something – you are. If you think you are not -you’re absolutely right
[ 4 ]
show image
 Now I know how it feels; finding love, was finding you.
[ 0 ]
show image
 Yes, IM single and you have to be amazing to change that.
[ -2 ]
show image
 If men do not understand women’s soul, then women do not understand men’s honor
[ -1 ]
show image
 ♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥
[ 0 ]
show image
 Devotion is in most cases a trick of egoism the purpose of which is to gain trust
[ 0 ]
show image
 Don`t bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up... I will lick you.
[ 0 ]
show image
 If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye.
[ -1 ]
show image
 I wanted to send you something sexy but the mailman told me to get out of the postbox.
[ -1 ]
show image
 Happiness is when you want to go to work in the mornings and want to come home after work
[ 0 ]
show image
 The biggest problems have small details
[ 0 ]
show image
 Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom .. that’s life, sweetened but not stirred well.
[ -1 ]
show image
 I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
[ -2 ]
show image
 Did you know i was born on my birthday…
[ 0 ]
show image
 Our life looks like a sketch
[ 0 ]
show image
 Work hard if you want to enjoy
[ 2 ]
show image
 Anything can be proved with he help of numbers
[ 0 ]
show image
 If you really loved me you would have never let me go.
[ 0 ]
show image
 The higher the eager flies the longer it needs to have a rest on Earth
[ 0 ]
show image
 We are, perhaps, somebody’s memory
[ -1 ]
show image
 SMILE (: Your enemies HATE it.
[ 0 ]
show image
 Women’s logic is a stick which has three ends
[ 0 ]
show image
 I love writing songs. I like to play the bass guitar. And drink beer then
[ -1 ]
show image
 When we pray, GOD hears more than we say, answers more than we imagine … in his own time and in his own way.
[ -1 ]
show image
 I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
[ 0 ]
show image
 All high ideas and feelings worth nothing if they do not lead to better performance of duty in everyday life
[ 0 ]
show image
 Let your heart, mind, intellect and soul develop even with small steps. This is the straight road to success, and one of its secrets
[ 0 ]
show image
 its funny how one bad thing erases any trace of all the good things you’ve done.
[ -1 ]
show image
 You can’t admire incomplete thing
[ 0 ]
show image
 Class, I couldn’t grade your papers. I was busy. " “Yeah. I couldn’t do my homework. I was busy too? ”
[ 0 ]
show image
 Learn from life to adapt to life
[ 0 ]
show image
 Lets find some beautiful place to get lost.
[ -1 ]
show image
 The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.
[ 0 ]
show image
 Unless you try to do something that seems impossible to you, you cannot move forward
[ 0 ]
show image
 We are only given today and never promised tomorrow. So make sure you tell the people who are special in your life that you love them.
[ 1 ]
show image
 So what`s the point of being on holiday when I have tons of homework?
[ 0 ]
show image
 I think of you in colours that don`t exist.
[ 0 ]
show image
 A girl`s heart is slower than a turtle when trying to forget a guy whom she loves.
[ 0 ]
show image
 Where have you been all my life?
[ 0 ]
show image
 You need my opinion? Well, my opinion differs in the morning and after noon, but usually I have no opinion in the evenings
[ 0 ]
show image
 Don’t choose the one who is beautiful, choose the one who makes your world beautiful.
[ -1 ]
show image
 The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it`s learning to love the person you found.
[ 0 ]
show image
 Why do people love their past so much?
[ 0 ]
show image
 Jokes define important things better than serious expressions
[ 0 ]
show image

[back] [next]

  
Amazing FaceBook status
Angry FaceBook status
Anniversary FaceBook status
April fool FaceBook status
Awesome FaceBook status
Best FaceBook status
Birthday FaceBook status
Boss FaceBook status
Break up FaceBook status
Christmas FaceBook status
Clever FaceBook status
Computer FaceBook status
Condolence messages FaceBook status
Cool FaceBook status
Crazy FaceBook status
Creative FaceBook status
Crush quotes FaceBook status
Cute FaceBook status
Daring FaceBook status
Decent FaceBook status
Dirty FaceBook status
Diwali FaceBook status
Easter FaceBook status
Eid FaceBook status
Emotional quotes for facebook FaceBook status
Engagement wishes FaceBook status
Exam FaceBook status
Facebook FaceBook status
Family FaceBook status
Famous FaceBook status
Fathers day FaceBook status
Fb FaceBook status
Fb get well soon messages FaceBook status
Fb music FaceBook status
Flirt FaceBook status
Food FaceBook status
For facebook FaceBook status
Freedom FaceBook status
Friends FaceBook status
Friendship FaceBook status
Funny FaceBook status
Girl FaceBook status
Girls and boys FaceBook status
Good FaceBook status
Good luck messages FaceBook status
Good morning FaceBook status
Good night quotes for FaceBook status
Great FaceBook status
Guy FaceBook status
Happiness FaceBook status
Hello FaceBook status
Hilarious FaceBook status
Hindi FaceBook status
Holy FaceBook status
I love you quotes FaceBook status
Ideas FaceBook status
Independence day fb FaceBook status
Inspirational FaceBook status
Insult FaceBook status
Islamic FaceBook status
Jokes FaceBook status
Kids FaceBook status
Kiss FaceBook status
Life FaceBook status
Love FaceBook status
Love for facebook FaceBook status
Man FaceBook status
Messages FaceBook status
Missing you FaceBook status
Mothers day FaceBook status
Motivational quotes FaceBook status
Naughty FaceBook status
New FaceBook status
New year FaceBook status
Nice FaceBook status
Pickup FaceBook status
Pregnancy FaceBook status
Quotes FaceBook status
Ramadan FaceBook status
Relationship FaceBook status
Romantic FaceBook status
Rude FaceBook status
Sad FaceBook status
Sad love fb FaceBook status
Sarcastic FaceBook status
School FaceBook status
Selfish FaceBook status
Sister FaceBook status
Smart FaceBook status
Sorry FaceBook status
Sweet FaceBook status
Teacher FaceBook status
Thanksgiving fb FaceBook status
Unique FaceBook status
Valentine FaceBook status
Wedding wishes FaceBook status
Wife FaceBook status
Wise FaceBook status
Wishes FaceBook status
Witty FaceBook status
Woman FaceBook status


A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.