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 If a man does not fell in love before forty he’d better not do that afterwards either
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 It’s more dangerous to touch superstitions than faith
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 The purpose of life is self-expression. Expressing your essence entirely is what we live for
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 I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.
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 Difficulties in your life don’t come to destroy you, but to help you realize your hidden potential.
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 Love is when nobody compares you because you are the best
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 Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
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 Don`t let the sadness of your past, and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.
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 Even simple person is a complicated creature
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 Without a certain intellectual culture, there can be no sophisticated feelings
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 I wish I could be with you wherever you are and wherever you go everyday. Just so I wouldn’t have to miss you so.
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 The greatest power of women is their absence
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 He who walks slowly and patiently will achieve his aim
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 The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
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 Excuse me is your last name Gillette? …because you are the best a man can get!
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 I’D rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
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 Life is too ironic to fully understand … It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noice to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.
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 Steps To Survive A Horror Movie: Never say ” I`ll be back, ” because odds are, you ass aint coming back...
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 Create happiness in life by enjoying simple things in this complicated world.
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 To strive and to seek, to find and never give up
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 If you want to become a great person you should be able to use the gifts of the destiny
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 Human is a creature that gets used to everything. To me it’s the best definition of the human
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 There are very few easy achievements and fatal finals in life
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 A country without religion is like a ship without compass
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 Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.
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 I hate running into people I know in the store. Especially if I look like shit. *which is most of the time*
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 No craft person can be compared with the craftiness of egoism
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 Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
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 I dont know exactly what I was waiting for but when Im with you, It feel like everything I’ve been waiting for.
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 Life is meant to be lived by facing the challenges it brings.
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 Even fears are mitigated by habits
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 The charm of novelty in love is like a blooming fruit trees: it quickly fades
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 The unpredictable happens more often than the expected
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 Humor is quite a rare metal
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 There is nothing more scary than a closed door
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 You-are what you do. You are your choice
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 Be impatient only to impatience
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 Blame yourself only if you have lost a woman’s love
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 When two people with one dream meet each other, everything goes right
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 My bed and I have a special relationship. We are perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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 What a wonderful child! Is he a cute boy or an ugly girl?
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 Silence = the way to avoid many problems. Smile = The way to solve many problems.
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 Commonly you don’t receive what you wanted in two cases; after elections and after marriage
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 The world opens the doors in front of those who know where they go
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 You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
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 A man does not die as long as he is remembered
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 Key to happiness is stop comparing yourself with others.
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 Thinks that people will believe anything if you whisper it ;)
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 Guys, you must know that if a girl loved you then, chances are she still loves you now.
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 I know eventually it will all be alright but right now it’s not.
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 I adore smart enemies
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 Keep your mouth shut unless there’s something more useful than your silence
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 All people complain about their memory but nobody complains about their brain
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 Everyday, I ask myself the same question: should I walk away or try even harder?
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 I hate it when somebody says; "you had to be there. " It`s like; yeah, I would have been if you invited me.
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 The only people I need in life are those that really care, Not the ones that use you and treat you unfair.
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 Wants to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic
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 Every time you come to my mind, I realize I`m smiling.
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 Criticism is also cool, it’s definitely better than indifference
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 It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
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 Design is what makes the cash desk ring
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 A poet’s mission is to make think those who are able to think
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 Music needs as fewer words as sculpture
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 When you’re growing in love with someone, it’s wonderful to watch your friends and family falling in love with that person too.
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 Never expect things to happen, it`s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.
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 Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make…
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 Can you like, not bring that up? Thanks.
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 If a person tells the truth sooner or later it will be revealed
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 Caution is a principle, following which you gain security, but not happiness
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 Each soul is a little Space
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 No doubt, the truth is beautiful. The same applies to lies
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 I prefer going through fire rather than bypassing it
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 Sometimes you have options, but no choice.
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 Passions make idiots smarter
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 Two people can save each other when one is dying
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.