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 Just imagine that he has died and you will see how much he is talented
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 True love is not the number of kisses or how often you get them, true love is the feeling that still lingers long after the kiss is over.
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 Some people believe in God when they do not believe in themselves
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 That awkward moment when you`re trying to cheat but you see the teacher is looking right at you so you pretend to just look around.
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 To believe means to refuse common sense
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 Everything ends after death, even the death itself
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 I love crying in the rain. because when i do, no one can hear the pain.
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 A man never knows how to break up and a woman never knows when
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 That Awkward Moment when you`re trying to end a conversation and the other person won`t stop talking.
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 We drink for each other’s health to spoil our health
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 People flatter those who they are afraid of
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 Any passion leads to mistakes, but most stupid pushes love
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 When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.
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 That awkward moment when you are in the store and you see your teacher....
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 The bonds of marriage are so heavy that only two, sometimes even three can carry it
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 It’s a man’s job to respect women but its a woman’s job to give him something to respect.
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 Global peace would mean the end of civilization
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 A friendship which brings results is already love
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 When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. You know why? Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"
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 If you love someone, showing them is better than telling them. If you stop loving someone, telling them is better than showing them.
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 Friendship is not a pathetic flame to extinguish in separation
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 Life is certainly not easy, but it’s the only thing worth living
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 Common actions become wonderful due to love
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 Most of us are like our fantasies
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 Relationships are about trust and if you have to play detective in your relationship, then its time to move on.
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 Let this diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times.
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 The best meeting of the day is when you meet your bed
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 I Can Honestly Say I barely/don`t even talk to most of the my "friends" on facebook.
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 I want to. But I shouldn`t. But I REALLY want to.
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 Do not run from a sniper. You’ll die tired
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 If I do not like doing it, then its not my job
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 Don`t respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.
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 We pay our freedom for money
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 History needs to be repeated, because nobody learns from it
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 The main feature of the humankind is the search for reality
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 Sclerosis can not be cured, but you can forget about it
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 Drinking wine is as harmful as drinking poison
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 Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
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 One should always be honest, not based on circumstances
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 I am not a body that has soul. I’m a soul that has visible part called body
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 Never give wise advice to idiots. They might follow it
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 You hate me ? wow !... I didn`t even know you exist... O. o
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 When people ask for advice, they need no adviser, but company
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 Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
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 The biggest mistake people make in life is worrying what everyone else thinks.
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 I don`t have time to hate the people who hates me... because I`m too busy too love the people who loves me...!!
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 I have bad memory but I do not like when I am reminded about that
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 Every church is a stone on the grave of a Overman
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 The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
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 Tears are the weapon of women
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 A fascinating story is rarely true
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 Don’t let your dreams just be DREAMS!
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 Every year toothpastes improve but teeth become worse
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 Take other’s mistakes as your lessons
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 I’ll kill the one who will hurt my family, friends, or somebody I love
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 Life is like a camera. Focus only on what is important and you will capture it perfectly.
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 Tell her she’s beautiful, not HOT. she’s a girl not a cup of tea.
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 The main aim of the school is the health of the nation
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 A human being should learn the secrets of life himself
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 If you have a good boyfriend, don’t make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.
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 Hold on I’m getting an idea!
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 That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.
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 A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google

In Searching A Girl In A Crowd

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A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle

In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved
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 Tiny people are usually too ambitious
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 You`ve got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.
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 In A Relationship, When The Communication Fades, Everything Else Follows. . .
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 Without discipline there is no team, without team there’s no organization
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 Nothing encourages the vice as excessive indulgence
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 When you say YES to others, make sure you are not saying NO to yourself.
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 If you don’t understand my silence, then you don’t deserve my words.
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 Human being can do anything if not his laziness, fear and low self-esteem
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 Love is stronger than death and fear of death. Only love keeps moving life
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 I wish my dad was a cop, that way when ugly guys try to hit on me I can be all like, ”MY DADS A COP! " :D
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 Better say nothing than say a nonsense
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 Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are. Your reputation is who people think you are.
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.