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 Smile, because life is a beautiful thing and there are plenty of reasons to smile
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 Good soldiers are usually bad citizens
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 Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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 A musician can be killed with anything, but melody can be killed with melody only
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 Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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 Do the best you can untill you know better. Then when you know better, do better.
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 It really makes me mad when guys cheat on beautiful girls for ones that look like they belong in the zoo.
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 True loneliness is when you have no friends
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 That Awkward Moment when you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex `Likes` it.
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 Each of our most enduring convictions may be overturned or modified by further knowledge
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 People will forget what you said and forget what you did, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
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 Avoid people who convince you that you can achieve nothing. It’s a mark of tiny people
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 My youth runs away from me, this is what makes me ill
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 Equality is the most solid foundation of love
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 The worst moment is when someone tell you what’s wrong , and he is the reason for your problem.
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 Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller & smaller after every mistake.
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 Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
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 Life is so ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noice to appreciate silence & absence to value presence.
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 Is singing ‘if you’re angry & you know it punch their face’
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 I congratulate you on your wedding and wish you half of the most beautiful things in the world. The other half I’ll leave for me.
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 My drug = Facebook. My dealer = Internet.
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 There are two things needed in these days; first, for rich men to find out how poor men live, and second, for poor men to know how rich men work.
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 Friendship is calm and quiet affection, which is guided and strengthened by the habit of which in it’s turn comes from a long dialogue and mutual obligations
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 No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
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 The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing. 2 cups of caring. 3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
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 When science lacks arguments, it expands its vocabulary
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 I have bad habits and I am used to them
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 Don’t look for happiness, create it..
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 There are a lot of people who call you by your name, but there is only one person who can make it sound so special. ♥
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 Don’t tell them they are wrong if you can’t prove them wrong.
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 Our affairs reveal our identity but our words indicate what we want to be
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 Dream about great things: only great dreams can touch souls
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 I am 99. 9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00. 1% that keeps me going.
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 If you don’t know who has betrayed you, look around
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 Enjoy your present, so that not to harm your future
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 Friendship is honesty in relations and truth in conversations
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 The highest degree of optimism is to go to a restaurant hoping to find a pearl in oysters in order to pay the bill
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 Here, let me tie your shoelaces so you won`t fall for anyone else ♥
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 Becoming fit slim is easier than becoming younger, but even this is possible
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 Never stop believing. Magic is just science we don’t understand. Every original idea was considered insanity at first.
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 Why couldn`t Brad & Angelina adopt me? -_-
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 A good job is when you earn a lot less than you receive
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 I wanted everything to stay the same but feelings fade and people change.
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 The best gift of life is people who we say “thank you that you came into my life”
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 Everywhere I look (`-` ) (. _. ) ( . _. ) ( `-`) there`s always something that reminds me of you.
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 Sometimes only a call, a word, a confession separates us from happiness
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 When a friendship gets weaker, it becomes too polite
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 Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
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 ‎7 colors make rainbow, 7 chords make music, 7 days make a week, 7 continents make the world, 7 beautiful letters make us friends. =] ♥
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 Future is the private utopia of an individual
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 Threat is the tool of those who feel unsafe
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 Today, be a little bolder. Reach a little higher. Be a little kinder. Be a bigger dreamer.
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 Easter is when a lot of people repent and wish they’d bought the outfit that was on sale.
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 A person with hope can make things which seems impossible to despaired people
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 Take the risk, it could lead to something beautiful.
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 Sleep is for the people who dont know about facebook.
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 Engineering is like walking in a park and the park is

. . . . ... JURASSIC PARK
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 A ship has its own view on a barbeque
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 Persistence is a very important element of a success
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 We can`t change the past, but for sure we can create a better future!
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 The kindness of an enemy is as difficult to forget as it’s difficult to remember the kindness of a friend
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 You had me. You lost me, So keep walking cause i am done talking.
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 Wisdom comes with age, stupidity remains since birth
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 10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice.
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 He who has never sought for friendship or love is a thousand times poorer than the one who has lost both of them
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 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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 We do not believe in progress. Progress means improvement
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 Light travels faster than
sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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 Refusing to accept your shortcomings you add several new ones
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 Every city is a spirit. Big city is a free spirit
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 Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!
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 Eternal questions have temporary answers
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 So glad to know that you’re having fun, especially without me.
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 Usually the people who degrade others are self conscious about themselves. They want to feel empowerment over you & see you get in your feelings. Don’t let them.
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 A real man never stops showing his girl how much he loves her even after he has her.
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 Every morning, every moment always remember that our God is a GOD OF LOVE. Good Morning
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 While we think how to kill time, time is killing us
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 Yes, this is a fake smile. Thanks for NOT realizing.
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 Men do not even suspect how much they owe women’s imagination
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 NO matter how worthless you think you are, There’s at least one person who thinks you are amazing.
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 Don`t expect me to do shit for you, when you`ve done nothing for me.
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 Never let the sun go down on your anger. You might not get the light of a new day to say I am sorry.
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 The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
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 No benefits achieved at the cost of crime can compensate the loss of spiritual peace
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 "But mom what if i get kidnapped? " "Trust me, they`d bring you back. "
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 Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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 On this our anniversary, we may not have wealth, but we do have each other and that is worth more than anything in the world.
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 Look further and you’ll be higher
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 True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until you lost it.
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 I do not see much difference between people
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 Spongebob has Patrick, Tigger has Pooh, Donald has Daisy and I have you. <3
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 It’s destructive for the personality if it stops its development and does not create new life
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 If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t be allowed to sell food to fat people.
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 If you don’t have stupid ideas you won’t also do stupid things
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 An ounce of reputation costs a pound of performance
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 A bird in a cage is not a bird any more
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 Nobody ever relinquished power if there was an appropriate case
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 You`re 8, and you have a phone! Who are you gonna call? Barney?
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 The mankind is divided into two parts – the deceived and the deceiving
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 I’ll be a billionaire once I’m done inventing this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet.
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