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 The purpose of life is not to die after death
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 History always tells a story.. That`s why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer...!!!
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 God always gives his best to those who leave the choice with him.
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 A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.
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 Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
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 Unfortunately, some people need us in only a few cases
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 You should never waste tears today for yesterdays sorrows.
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 Your thoughts become your life
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 I had a life, then me and the Internet became friends...
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 Money can`t buy happiness? Who ever said that did not know where to shop.
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 A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
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 Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.
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 The awkward moment when a Random man/ladie sits next to you.
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 Some people think that women bring sensitivity in politics. In fact, a woman is more dangerous. because she prefers cruel methods
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 If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
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 I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)
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 There are a lot people who call you by your name, but there is only ONE PERSON who can make it sound so SPECIAL.
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 If the chair is good you will not waste too much time to sit on it
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 All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
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 Men get to know life too early and women – too late!
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 Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her.
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 The greatest mistake of a whole life is being afraid to make mistakes
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 We live only now. Everything else is either passed or is unknown
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 Don`t make simple things complicated, try to simplify complicated things.
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 It`s the hardest thing to let someone go when you have no other choice but to let go.
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 Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.
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 Be careful when choosing a friend. Be more careful when changing a friend
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 The best revenge of all: Happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone living a good life.
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 Whether it’s a friendship or relationship, all bonds are built on trust. Without it, you have nothing.
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 Like this and I’ll tell you what song you remind me of.
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 Everyone tells me I deserve better, but I dont want better. I want You.
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 Do people realize that their viewpoints reveal their character?
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 Love is unknown thing which comes from nowhere and ends no one knows when
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 He who ponders for a long time, does not always find the best solution
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 When washing dishes 98% of people think “Gosh, there’s also a pan to wash!
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 Courage includes both magic and power
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 We rather believe in things we want rather than lie or truth
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 That awkward moment when you are in the store and you see your teacher....
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 Naked truth is beautiful. The simpler the expression the deeper impression it makes
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 When you are lonely you are not weak. It just means your strong enough to wait for things you deserve
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 I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival but Im praying God to add more and more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi.
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 The difference between insane and genius is measured by success
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 Action is a consolation. It’s the enemy of thoughts and a friend of illusions
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 If you want to live a long life, you need to choose your ancestors carefully
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 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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 Just b’coz someone tells you they love you doesn’t mean they actually do.
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 When your plan doesn’t work, don’t take too much time to think about it. Make another plan.
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 Actions are more important than words
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 Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself.
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 I don`t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
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 Every time I see your name come up on my phone, I smile and my heart starts to beat just a little faster.
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 Why couldn`t Brad & Angelina adopt me? -_-
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 Those who do, expect success. The one who “tries” expects that something will happen
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 Telling people how you really feel is probably the hardest thing ever.
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 The less you spend your time in the internet, the healthier your children will be
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 Friendship Messages Quotes Greetings
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 Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
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 The way you speak is very important. You can say the most common things in an incredible way
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 For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)
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 All people need is love
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 Math questions are so stupid! They’re like “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have? ” Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?
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 Youth changes its tastes because of ardor feelings. Old age keeps them unchanged because of habits
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 Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode" that way my drunk texts never leave my phone...
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 Majority has certain views which is defined by minority
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 It’s easier to know people in general than one person in particular
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 An actress is more than a woman
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 Today I am what I am Because of my yesterday’s choices. And where I shall be tomorrow Will be decided today.
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 When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later back on. its an endless cycle..
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 God gave life, so he will give health
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 One smile can’t change the world, but your smile changes mine.
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 We do not have a sixth sense to understand the most important things
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 You can’t have a relationship without any fights but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
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 The awkward moment when your just chilling in your room and doby appears and tells you not to go to hogwarts
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 I don’t know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I’m near you.
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 Ultimately, we have one life only. So why we should not live it appropriately?
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 He who can not resist any pleasure, will never find happiness
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 Love shows us the way we should be
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 God likes idiots. That’s why he created them so much
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 There are two great days in a person’s life, the day we are born and the day we discover why.
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 Re-doing a high five until you get it right!!
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 Sometimes when you love someone who isn’t right for you, no matter how much you love them and want them back you have to let them go..
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 Flattery like a cigarette is harmless if you are not addicted to it
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 Nothing is as irksome as devotion
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 To understand what is fair, to feel what is nice, to wish what is good; this is the aim of reasonable life
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 Wish you Easter full of love happiness and goodness, may this Easter bring a lot of happy moments in your life. Happy Easter day.
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 I remembered the first time we met and it brought a smile to my face. It`s crazy how a stranger can mean so much to you.
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 Cruelty like any evil needs no motivation; it needs a reason
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 The meaning of life is a life lived for others
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 You are my every breath that I breathe.
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 I would believe every single word of a true friend about me more than myself
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 Spend your life lifting people up, not putting people down.
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 I like carrots. Go vitamin C!
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 Money is quite a useful thing because they give you an opportunity not to do things you do not want to do
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 Worrying won’t stop the bad stuff from happening. It just stops you from enjoying the good.
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 Nothing dries easier than tears
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 If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are.
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 One can pretend being serious but it’s impossible to pretend being witty
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 When a man is tired, he does not want to talk about it. This is what differs him from women
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 Personality is always an exception, it’s different and it’s original
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 Says never give up on whatever you can’t stop thinking about. The power of thought is stronger than you think.
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