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 Running away from your problems is a race you’ll never win.
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 Bright colors, Water balloons, Lavish gujiyas & Melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy Holi.
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 "this movie isn`t even scary! " *Based on a true story* "Oh shit. "
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 My parents used to be happy when I took naps… but now they think I`m lazy.
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 Good Morning, people. Feeling a “GOOD DAY” comin on here…
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 The worst feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s all you seem to think about.
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 Trust is like paper…Once it`s crumpled, it can`t be perfect again
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 War is just a sneaky escape from the problems we face in peaceful times
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 Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back..... you know, since you`re not using it. Sincerely, _usic
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 We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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 I`d rather hear a guy say "I made plans for us, " instead of the usual "I dunno, it`s whatever you wanna do. "
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 Be kind to all creatures; this is the true religion
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 You are such a great boss you deserve to be on Mount Rushmore. We’ll handle things here until you get back. Happy Boss’s Day
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 Can you see yourself the way others see you?
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 When something bad happens and you can do nothing about it, what’s the point of crying?
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 I think by feelings, but feel with mind
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 I wish I could tell you how I feel because every night before I sleep, you are all I think about.
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 People aren’t afraid of saying ‘I love you’. They’re afraid of hearing the response.
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 A woman might sometimes accept her mistakes but I’ve never met a woman who has ever accepted her weaknesses
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 Trust is a small word with a big concept.
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 Politics is a modern history
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 Any burden is easy for friendship
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 A human being is a venturesome creature. He always lacks the good and needs only the best
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 "awhh. u have grown so much! i remember when u were just a little babyy! " "who are u!? "
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 There are people who’s advantage is that they do nothing
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 Every once in a while, someone comes into your life and you will wonder how you ever lived life without him. That’s love.
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 People who are not forgotten are immortal
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 Copy this onto your status and see what people rate you! (1) ghetto (2) wish we went out (3) talkative (4) sarcastic (5) loveable (6) crazy (7) i want you (8) spoilt (9) great parent (10) wild (11) funny (12) beautiful (13) mature (14) ugly (15) I’d take you home ;) (16) wish I had ur number (17) wierd (18) honest (19) freak (20)sexy
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 Praising your friend you praise yourself
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 I saw a six-foot bunny at the mall yesterday. Either it’s almost Easter, or my doc screwed up my meds again.
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 The supreme task of a talented soul is to let people understand the meaning and value of life
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 When Ever you are Criticized, don`t get Upset. Always remember this.... No stones are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.
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 Marriage is great thing both for lovers and the saints
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 The problem of those who write quickly is that they can not write briefly
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 Kind heart is dearer than any title
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 We don’t fall in love, we grow in love. Everything that falls gets broken and everything that grows get stronger.
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 If the whole world hates you but you have clear conscience, you will always find friends
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 Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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 Capitalism has no moral and ethical values: everything is for sale. It is impossible to educate people in such an environment: people become selfish, and sometimes turn into bandits
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 Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because…. Well…. Okay… Hate me because I am beautiful!
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 Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness :)
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 Poetry is a sun which brings light to the world
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 Happiness is to be happy with your state
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 has learned that you can`t please everyone... but you can piss them all off at the same time!
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 I’m afraid to become like adults who are interested in nothing but numbers
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 Tell an idiot that he’s smart and he’s gonna hug you
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 Wardrobe is a lifestyle
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 My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.
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 No book can teach us more than the book we wrote ourselves
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 Yeah, you look alright... from a distance... at night... behind a wall :)
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 Human being is a beast who produces weapon
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 All I can do everytime I miss you is to stare at your pictures and smile.
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 Words cannot express how sorry we are at this hard time you are going through.
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 Only difference between good day and a bad day is your attitude.
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 Teacher: "You failed the test. " Me:"You failed to educate. "
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 The most difficult thing for a girl is to remember that she is well-educated
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 Every time you step back, death is standing there behind you
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 One bad thing can make a big hole in someone’s heart and you need a thousand good things to fill that hole again.
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 We are particularly picky and fair about things we care
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 If you don’t like me remember it’s mind over matter; I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
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 The worst thing anyone can ever do to you is forget you. And the best thing you can do for yourself is to move on.
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 Dear teacher, please stop giving us homework to do on the weekends. Sincerely, I have a life you know.
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 What we did yesterday taught us that nothing is impossible. After all, what seemed impossible yesterday, was possible today. So nothing will seem impossible tomorrow
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 We like to be flattered mostly when it’s about the qualities that we lack
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 Famous person is truly famous when he is known by people he does not know personally
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 When you love you discover so much tenderness in yourself that you do not even believe you are able to love that much
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 Action without joy is a mistake
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 Every sweet has its sour; every evil it`s good
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 The situation is not critical if you don’t think it is
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 Some people believe in God when they do not believe in themselves
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 One of the greatest benefits of mind is that it brings respect in an old age
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 I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.
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 One bad commander is better than two ones
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 Just wanna wish everyone family & friends, a good day ahead. Spread the good feelings & keep on smiling.
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 Tongue has the slightest weight, yet some people cannot hold it.
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