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 Everything`s funnier when you`re not allowed to laugh.
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 "Nevermind. " Translation: You should`ve listened the first time.
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 When it comes to who a girl likes, it`s either a boy who has no idea she exists or her best friend. ♥
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 Radha ke rang aur kanhaiya ki pichkari pyar ke rang se rang do duniya sari ye rang na koi jat na koi boli mubrak ho apko ye mast Holi.
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 Don`t forget that the cow goes moo... the duck goes quack quack... and the night club goes, oontz oontz oontz oontz!
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 What is alive cannot be ugly
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 Forever is not a word rather a place where two lovers go when true love takes them there.
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 Friendship is not about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said I’m here for you and proved it.
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 If your clothes look as if you slept in it, be sure that people will think so
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 Mirrors reflect masks only
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 Presidents need wise people more than wise people need presidents
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 If you have nothing to answer to your opponent, you can always tell him what you think of him
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 NO man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.
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 Labor is valued when capital becomes cheaper
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 The situation is not critical if you don’t think it is
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 Do not take pleasure for happiness. It’s like different dog breeds
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 A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ‌
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 If there’s no motion there’s no action, hence there’s no man
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 If you want changes in your future – be that change in the present
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 There are many handsome people who are empty inside
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 The best way to avoid the problem is to solve it
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 A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
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 You cannot pretend being an intelligent person
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 Money either rules or serves
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 If a boy can play guitar, it makes him that much more attractive.
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 Each person has his own star
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 When I saw your smile for the first time I thought I was in paradise.
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 Love and hunger rule the world
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 The true mission of each of us is to find ourselves, to find our own destiny
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 Each of the two coauthors is sure that he made the whole work but got the half of the honorary
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 The mini heart attack... when you`re in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel you`re falling.
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 Modesty is a way to hear from others all the good things that we think about ourselves
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 Love is so strange. Sometimes it become reason to live life & sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.
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 We pray the love of God enfolds you during your difficult times and he helps you heal with the passage of time.
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 When it comes to love, a woman hears faster than a man says
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 Pearls dont lie on the sea shore. If you want one, you must dive for it.
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 We are intolerant to other people’s vanity, because it suppresses our own
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 Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help, in fact it will only make me talk more.
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 Oh so now I`m invisible to you? That`s cool. I`ve always wanted a superpower.
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 "I wasn`t that Drunk" . "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story. "
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 Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens.
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 The clothing of a human just like his soul is unique and unrepeatable, and a woman is an innocent angel, not a subject to sinful pleasures
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 Awkwardly standing there as your friend talks to someone you dont know
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 The awkward moment when you check the price tag & sadly, you walk away.
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 People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..
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 Happiness is the most wonderful thing in the world, and for those who know how to be happy, it can be as deep as sadness
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 Love the person who deserves it, not the one who requires it.
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 I am grateful for opportunities enhanced in Hollywood
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 Relationships are like drugs. They either kill you or give you the best feeling of your life.
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 I love thosee random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
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 Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped :)
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 Just because you were happy with him, doesn`t mean you can`t be happy without him.
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 Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy? "
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 Life is very short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on with your head held high and a smile for everyone.
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 People are the most important thing in the world. They are even more important than money
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 Childhood ends at the moment when we undertake responsibility for somebody else
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 Sarcasm is the irony of evil mind
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 Nothing noble can be expected from pride
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 Care for your relations so that not to turn them into memories
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 The thing I want in my life the most can not be bought with money
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 SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I’m SINGLE.
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 He who intends to offend, already offended
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 Follow your path and let people talk what they want
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 We live a full life when we are looking for something
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 Laughing at smart people is the natural privilege of idiots
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 Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.
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 A sense of humor makes it easier to survive the absence of anything else
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 If someone in your life makes you forget your past that someone is surely your future.
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 Two things to remember, DON’T make decisions when you’re angry and DON’T make promises when you’re happy..
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 A person who speaks too much about himself cannot ever avoid vanity
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 Ethical rules require evidence, therefore, they are not innate
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 Pity is when you become unhappy by the sufferings of another
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 Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
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 One person should be responsible for all assigned task
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 Time is the most honest critic
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.