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 I like it when you smile but I love it when I`m the reason
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 Love ceases to live as soon it stops fearing and hoping
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 The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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 It`s easy to stand in the crowd, but it takes courage to stand alone.
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 Sometimes its not just about missing someone, its wondering if they are missing you too.
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 when someone tells me " DON`T LOOK " I automatically look there , no matter what.
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 Boasting speech is a mark of weakness. Those who do great things are usually silent
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 Happy Anniversary to the one I’ll always want, even when I’m too old to remember what I’m supposed to want you for.
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 When you give lot of importance to someone in your life, you lose your importance in their life.
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 Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
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 Mom:"You got a package! " "Thanks, Mom! "...... *pop pop pop pop pop pop pop* Mom:"What are you doing?? " "Popping bubble wrap! "
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 It`s the friends you can call up at 4 a. m. that matter.
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 You can’t solve the problem until you accept you have it
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 You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel.
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 There are no stupid questions there are only stupid people.
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 Glory is a success. You need to be craft enough to get it
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 Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head and imagining what you should’ve said instead.
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 People tellin me I changed, that’s exactly what I’m gettin so I’ll never be the same.
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 May each day bring you renewed strength and brighter times.
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 Evil creates more evil
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 Even a reasonable person would become stupid, if he does not improve
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 The shorter the foreword to the death, the terrible the epilogue is
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 It’s sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remind them, but because they pay attention.
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 Grace is the expression of inner harmony
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 May Allah’s blessings shine upon you and your loved ones in this month and every other month. Ramadan Kareem!
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 Hurry up and get the heck out of there!
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 I have no idea whether God exists or not, but he’d better not. It’s good for his reputation
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 The right to rule is one of the tools which needs to be used very carefully
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 Go ahead, take chances. Say no. Spend all your cash. Be random. Say I love you. Cry. Tell a jerk what you think. Live life. Regret nothing.
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 If a man has no purpose, his life is just a continuous death
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 Sea is an eternal motion and love
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 With a right person, even a simple song will turn into a beautiful melody ♥
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 A woman fusses in two cases: when someone is watching her and when no one is paying attention to her
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 If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
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 Be crazy. Be stupid. Be Silly. Be weird. Be whatever because life is too short to be anything but happy.
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 I know how you feel inside, I have been there before
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 A human can not do without God. When you are thirsty, you drink water. The same is here you just can not do without God
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 No love is greater then mom’s love and no care is greater then dad’s care.
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 It’s not enough to say that you exist. You have to live as well
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 Love the people God gave you, because he will need them back one day.
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 Sister and Friend two words that mean the same.
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 Wise solutions come at nights
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 A word is the greatest weapon of life
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 Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
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 Common sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.
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 I know I can be forever happy, but I also know the time of eternity
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 Christmas, shouldnt be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someones angel when they need it the most.
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 I never stopped loving you, it’s just I stopped showing it.
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 We become what we want to be by consistently being what we want to become each day.
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 The one you pushed away today may be the one you’re needing tomorrow.
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 Every saint person is a skeptic at least once a day
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 I do not like money. I like things I can buy with money
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 If you ever want to find a person who will be able to overcome the most incredible trouble and make you happy – just look in the mirror and say, ”Hello! ”
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 Necessity relieves us from the problem of choosing
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 Never try to maintain relations in Life. Just try to maintain life in ur relations.
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 Sometimes the people who have the most smiles are also the people who shed the most tears and hide the most pains.
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 A person who is aware of his goal realizes his dignity
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 Usually, the problem is not about love but love only towards yourself
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 Responsibility is the price we pay for power
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 I`m not short, gravity just really likes me.
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 Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.
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 Nothing bonds as strong as jealousy
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 I am a fish out of water without YOU!
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 Evil is the grossest form of ignorance
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 Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
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 Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like Facebook in real life.
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 Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.
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 If you want to have positive influence on a child, try not being his father
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 Have faith that things will work out, maybe not how you planned but how it’s meant to be.
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 I am what I am, I feel what I feel, please don`t ask me to change that.
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 A mortal person can’t always be prudent and reasonable
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 Nothing is finished for those who are alive
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 Who shows me my mistakes is my teacher. Who flatters me is my enemy
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 It is really great misfortune not to have enough intelligence to express yourself and have not enough brains to keep silent
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 Honor brings income
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.