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 The best book is your personal experience
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 I want to die peacefully in
my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers
in his car.
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 Every time I read a book, I have a feeling that it talks to me
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 Love is desirable, but money is always needed
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 One of the biggest disasters of civilization is an educated idiot
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 Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time to look for another woman b’coz they are too busy looking for new ways to love their own.
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 Mutual understanding requires mutual lie
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 Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness…. Oooooo …. Where is my MasterKey?
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 We all live in the lethargy of boredom
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 is single... and you`re going to have to be freakin` awesome to change that!!
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 Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.
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 Truth can be expressed in different ways, but there’s only one truth and it’s eternal
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 sometimes my fabulous ness even amazes me.
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 Never give up on someone you can’t go a day without thinking about.
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 The Hardest Desicion of Our Childhood: Charmander, Squirtle or Baulbasaur.
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 Just because two people argue, it does not mean they dont love each other. And just because they don’t argue, it does not mean they do.
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 Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.
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 Every sunset is different, every second is new and all I want is to spend them with you.
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 I shall not wholly die
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 I have a disease. Its called awesomeness. but don`t worry it`s not contagious!
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 I hate when an awesome song starts playing and I turn to the radio to hit the "Like" button, only to be let down by reality once again.
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 Meeting you was fait, becoming your friend was a choice... falling in love with you was out of control.
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 Respect your parents. They pay for your internet.
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 Conviction is precious because it is true, not because it is ours
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 Learn to find joy in life and you’ll attract happiness
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 Time heals the wounds of the stupid and mind heals the wounds of the smart
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 Hell is a special favor, which honors those who persistently harass it
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 Reasonable person should be afraid of himself only, because he is his own judge
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 Even if we can’t be together in the end, I’m glad that you were a part of my life.
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 You can easily get tired of too many witty phrases
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 Due to our mind, events and objects come into our lives, but we are limited in our capabilities as we do not know the truth
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 Deal with the world the way it is, not the way you wish it was.
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 Give us the best mothers and we will become the best man
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 Good laughter is a mark of healthy spirit
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 Only those can explain their love who do not love
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 People try to find themselves everywhere except of themselves
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 Only nation is the reliable custodian of government and people
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 Have you ever looked fear in the face and said I just don`t care?
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 Students are not cheaters, we just really enjoy having the same answers.
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 I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..
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 When words lose their meaning, people lose their freedom
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 The secret of my world is to imagine God without humane immortality
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 Someday someone is going to walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
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 I always (LIKE)
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 Inexperience leads to misfortune
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 Ability to ask right questions is an important mark of mind
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 A good library is the reflection of the universe
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 No person is happy unless he thinks he is
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 Destiny can never be stronger than calm courage
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 I have fun when suffering. That’s one of my oldest rituals
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 Love wins the Destiny
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 NO man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying.
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 It might take awhile, but eventually you`re going to find the good in goodbye.
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 Love humanity as much as you want but do not demand mutuality
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 If you love someone, show them. Because you could soon find yourself watching them walk out the door. Words mean nothing but actions mean everything
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 The best qualities we have are the ones we never see. The worst qualities we have are the ones we always see.
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 If you want your dreams to come true, DONT SLEEP!
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 Gentleman is a person that owes nothing to nobody
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 (I LOVE YOU) These three words have my life in them.
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 No honest person has ever lied on purpose
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 To make peace with the evil means to become a wicked man
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 Every once in a while, someone comes into your life and you will wonder how you ever lived life without him. That’s love.
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 Science is great decoration and very useful tool
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 I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be 1 love.
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 Evil people who are partly kind are the most dangerous ones
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 Stupid is he who takes the public opinion seriously
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 When asked “What would you bring with you to a deserted island”, how come no one ever replies, “A boat. ”?
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 The morality of nations depend on their level of respect towards women
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 Experience never lets to feel deeply
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 Laziness is a developed habit of having rest before tiredness
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 The great are predestined to have great tribulations
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 I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person`s life.
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 Silence is a demand of my soul, especially when I think, read or eat
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 Nothing is as free as the thoughts of a person
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 I`m single - you`re going to have to be pretty amazing to change that.
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A Facebook status is an update feature which allows users to discuss their thoughts, whereabouts, or important information with their friends. A user's Facebook status may be updated using the "Update Status" bar that appears at the top of the user's homepage and profile page. Facebook status is one of the key interactive features on Facebook. It allows users to receive information about what their friends are doing, reading, watching or thinking, and provides opportunities for friends to comment and interact based on what is shared. All statuses in this site is in English language.