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 I wish I could send you some warming rays to make your day a little brighter. Happy Eid Day
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 When somebody says “Expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say ” You didn’t expect that did you. ”
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 A habit to think is the hardest disease. It is incurable
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 Even an idiot becomes smarter when he falls in love
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 The only place where people want to lose each other is the queue
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 Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.
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 Wealth reveals our vices, poverty reveals our virtues
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 Do you remember when you broke my heart well i found the guy who knows how to fix it.
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 Our problem is that we start think about healthy lifestyle when we lose it and when something in the mechanism is already broken
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 When it comes to love, there’s no guarantee that you wont get hurt, you just have to ask yourself is it even worth taking the risk.
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 Eid is the holy festival to rejoice. Let everybody enjoy and enjoy yourself too.
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 We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore those who ignore us.
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 If you want to know the truth, firstly get to know the Nature, people and yourself
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 "Sex scene on TV + Parents in same room + No sign of remote = Awkward Atmosphere"
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 "Not Everything On The Internet Is True. " So you`re saying there`s not sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?! :`(
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 The only distinction between a long life and a good lunch is that the desert is given at the end of the lunch
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 My wife said "Honey, take me someplace expensive. " I took her to the gas station!
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 Miracles happen if people believe in them
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 One human life is enough for the wise, but a fool won’t know what to do even with the eternity
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 May be it’s not always about trying to fix something broken. May be it’s about starting over and creating something better.
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 Always remember that no matter how useless you feel, you are someones reason to smile.
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 Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
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 Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a price of our mind.
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 Don`t bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up... I will lick you.
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 The body of great person is mortal but it’s glory is eternal
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 Fashionable vices are taken as virtues
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 Why is it that we could do a million things right, but be forever remembered by one single mistake?
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 Love is powerful: there’s no bigger happiness but serving love
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 A crime opens a door for another crime
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 Children imitate and copy soldiers. But why do soldiers behave like children?
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 Obstacles can’t stop you, problems can’t stop you, most of all, other people can’t stop you. The only one who stops you is yourself.
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 When loving a woman, a man, in fact, loves his pleasures
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 Caution, Blind Man Driving.
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 Love makes you strong in front of the whole world but weak in front of the one you love.
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 My name is_____ and I can never find a key chain with my name on it.
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 I miss u every day. I’m always thinking of u, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!
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 Always take care of others. If you can not help, at least do not hurt them
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 The absence of generosity halves the meaning of the victory
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 Women know only one method to make us happy and around thousands to make us unhappy
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 Lies That Always Worked - (If he`s not that hot... ) "SORRY, I"VE A BOYFRIEND. "
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 Egoism is the poison of friendship
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 It is necessary to live happily and do not care what others say, we do not owe anything to anybody
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 I’m afraid of angels. They are so kind. They might agree to become devils
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 When someone`s pretty, they have a good appearance. But when someone`s beautiful, it shines from the inside out!
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 Never make yourself wait
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 If a person lives, he believes in something. If he did not believe, he would not live
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 Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks:
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 The reason people have No room for wisdom iz because they are so full of judgment.
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 My heart beats. Echoes into the cold streets. Where nightmares and darkness begin to meet.
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 Funny how we can remember so many lyrics to songs ; yet we can`t remember history facts before your huge test
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 It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
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 If facebook were to crash, America would be full of people walking around towns across the country, talking to walls and poking people...
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 Gambling business will never lose its relevance
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 There comes a time when walking away is the best for everyone.
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 Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
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 It`s not about the problems, it`s about the solutions, it`s not about falling, it`s about standing up. It can only make me stronger.
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 Don’t go for looks, they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
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 Don’t trust people whose feelings change with time. Trust people whose feelings remain the same, even when the time changes.
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 Better a terrible end than an endless fear
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 I owe my fans. If not them, there would be no Justin Bieber
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 Society need dreamers in order to be in time
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 The thing I want in my life the most can not be bought with money
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 Living only for yourself is an abuse
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 Nothing is more beautiful than a smile that has struggled through tears.
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 When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.
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 There Must Be Something Wrong With My Eyes, I Can`t Take Them Off You
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 Turning the music down in your car when looking for a street sign, so you can see it better.
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 Everybody has that one person that they want to hate but cant cause they still love them
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 A writer can do only one thing; to watch the truth of life and describe it
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 I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embrarrassed or ashamed of it.
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 Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?
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 Make all your drunken promises being sober; this will teach you to keep your mouth shut
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 Tomorrow is just another name for today
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 According to Plato, man is created for philosophy, according to Bacon the philosophy is created for man
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 A real man doesn`t love a million girls, he loves one girl in a million ways ♥
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