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 Saving a photo as jkjksghjhgjfkhgk because you`re too lazy to write a proper title.
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 Sorry means nothing if you`re gonna keep doing it.
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 I just want to have a place in your heart like you have a place in mine.
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 All victories start from a victory over yourself
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 Eternity has its own end
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 Remember that your children will treat you as you treat your parents
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 Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
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 While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil.
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 Remember me? I was your friend when you were single.
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 He who wants to accuse should never rush
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 What you never did you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.
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 The biggest mistake you can make in your life is the constant fear of making mistakes
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 Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
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 It feels good to be different in a unique way...
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 Don’t believe the guy who tells you that he loves you. Believe the guy who shows you that he loves you.
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 The destination of a human being is in a reasonable activity
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 A dog that barks never bites
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 Don`t fall for WORDS, fall for ACTIONS.
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 Life is like a rainbow. There’s always rain before it
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 A man with a big nose is sure that everybody speaks about his nose only
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 A man often loves women who do not deserve to be loved. A woman often respects men who should not be respected
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 That awkward moment when someone says, "name a good song" & you suddenly forget all songs that were ever made
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 That awkward moment when you realize you were talking to yourself.
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 When I truly care for someone, their mistakes never change my feelings b’coz its the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.
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 Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
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 Coquettes pretend being jealous of their lovers, but in fact they want to that they are just jealous of other women
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 The highest dexterity is to know the true price for everything
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 When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
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 Like everywhere else, if you want to be a success in business learn to focus and use your time
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 Success is often a result of a few steps in the right direction
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 Advise and you will get rid of unnecessary people
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 Every evil comes from powerlessness
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 In the end, it`s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away...
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 In New York I learned that there is no better deodorant than success
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 I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…
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 Democracy is a theory according to which ordinary people know what they want and should get it by any means
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 You`re Someone I`ve Liked

from themovement we ment, Someone who`s always

too nice to forget-

No wonder my toughts

turn so gladly your way

With lots of good wishs

on Valentine`s Day
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 Poetry is a flow of joy and pain
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 I have always taken business as pleasant amusement and sometimes forget where work ends and where personal life begins
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 They say “don’t drink and drive” but yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. It made me feel dangerous!
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 I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.
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 The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
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 Music is comforting. When everything has changed, it`s the lyrics that stay the same.
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 My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh to hard.
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 A man cannot be brighter than his beloved woman allows
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 Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
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 Blue is song, Yellow is music, Green is dance, Red is beauty, White is love & Pink is for joy. I wish you all these on Holi. HAPPY HOLI
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 The most tender communication in the world is between those who are not interested in dialogue
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 Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear, the truth, to them, is irrelevant.
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 I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster. :D
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 F. R. I. E. N. D. S = [F]ight for you. [R]espect you. [I]nvolve you. [E]ncourage you. [N]eed you. [D]eserve you. [S]ave you.
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 The truth of life is that life is not easy for those who speak the truth
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 Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.
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 May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.
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 Every accomplishment leads to enslavement. It makes you strive for more
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 Every idle idea is a betrayer
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 You need to have a bad day once in a while, otherwise, you’ll never know what a good day feels like.
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 Being honest is easy if you are not trying to say the whole truth
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 Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
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 That’s it for me I hear my bed call so sweet dreams my friends and good night to all
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 Sometimes, people run away to be alone, but most of the time, they run just to see who`ll come after them.
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 If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one.
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 Hope is the basis of our nation, the belief that destiny is written by us
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 Don’t wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day.
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 If you have ugly legs wear a deep decollete
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 Our age depends on our experience and consciousness, not on the number of celebrated birthdays
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 Friendship is the most necessary thing in life. Nobody would wish a wealthy life without a single friend
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 Always choose the most difficult path; there are no competitors
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 Never judge a person by his friends. Judah had perfect friends
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 Love each other but never turn your love into chains
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 Did you ever just want to slap the stupid out of someone?
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 If you really like someone, there’s no such thing as not having enough time for them.
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 Having so many private jokes with your best friend, that it seems like you talk in code half the time.
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 We must become the change we want to see.
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 The best leaders are those who surround themselves with assistants who are smarter than they are
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